Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
so i hadn’t looked at my tumblr crushes in a while and i
hjdagfskjd I’m a guy ok?
Damint I should draw Fem less “orz
look at this picture of skrillex holding a pineapple. look at it you piece of shit. fuck you
(via footpawfetish)
new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
“Lettuce fuck.”I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.
It has a little lettuce bow.
whyboner ._.
(Source: ilovebrucewillis, via the-one-they-call-buttface)
This is horrible. I’m sorry
Oh, this is so bad, it’s awesome!
Swatie Belle you priviledged shit ._.
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oH MY GOD OKAY
when i went on that group tour for paris, i remember we were all in this longass line to enter a castle owned by some famous princess a long time ago
and the tour guide was trying to make conversation so we wouldn’t be so bored and asked us if we knew any sayings in french and i thought of this dexter picture on tumblr and raised my hand
“i.. i know one, it’s like a romantic saying though. omelette du fromage?”
and i felt so cool and educated and the tour guide looks at me and says “… cheese omelette?”
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS IVE COME ACROSS THIS PICTURE 16 TIMES AND NO ONE EVER TOLD ME IT MEANT FUCKING CHEESE OMELETTE LIKE I KNOW IT SAYS OMELETTE BUT I THOUGHT IT HAD SOME DEEPER MEANING IN FRENCH I WAS SO ASHAMED
Wait, somebody knew about this and didn’t know it was cheese omelette?
The term “90’s Kids” only applies if you were born in the 10 year span between 1983 and 1994.
I fixed your error, gearbutt.
Those are 12 years assbutt ._.
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(✿◠‿◠)
- 1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
- 2.When did your last hug take place?
- 3.Are you a jealous person?
- 4.Are you tired right now?
- 5.Do you chew on your straws?
- 6.Have you ever been called a tease?
- 7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
- 8.Do you cry easily?
- 9.What should you be doing right now?
- 10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
- 11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
- 12.Are you mad at someone right now?
- 13.Do you believe in love?
- 14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
- 15.Who was the last person you talked to?
- 16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
- 17.Will you get married?
- 18.When was the last time you smiled?
- 19.Does anyone like you?
- 20.Do you secretly like someone?
- 21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
- 22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
- 23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
- 24.What ARE you looking forward to?
- 25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
- 26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
- 27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
- 28.Are you a forgiving person?
- 29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
- 30.Do you fall for people easily?
- 31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
- 32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
- 33.Who was the last person you drove with?
- 34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
- 35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
- 36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
- 37.Can you live a day without TV?
- 38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
- 39.Three names you go by...
- 40.Are you currently in a relationship?
- 41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
- 42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
- 43.What’s your current problem?
- 44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
- 45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
- 46.How many kids do you want to have?
- 47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
todoslosomar and I were watching Lilo & Stitch today, and being the anal little ragamuffin I am, I wondered how Jumba could have recognized an Elvis song.
THEN IT HIT ME. ELVIS WAS AN ALIEN.
(via siebewastaken)
If people thought I was mean to Dash the other day…
…just wait and see what happens if the Cards lose this series.
Just a reminder…
WHY ARE YOU GOING TO BE MEAN TO ME
I DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND SPORT
HELP
I guess it’s gonna RAIN all over you, and this is a BOW Teej will surely keep, DASH :y
(Source: toonboy92484, via captainbritish)
oH MY GOD OKAY
when i went on that group tour for paris, i remember we were all in this longass line to enter a castle owned by some famous princess a long time ago
and the tour guide was trying to make conversation so we wouldn’t be so bored and asked us if we knew any sayings in french and i thought of this dexter picture on tumblr and raised my hand
“i.. i know one, it’s like a romantic saying though. omelette du fromage?”
and i felt so cool and educated and the tour guide looks at me and says “… cheese omelette?”
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS IVE COME ACROSS THIS PICTURE 16 TIMES AND NO ONE EVER TOLD ME IT MEANT FUCKING CHEESE OMELETTE LIKE I KNOW IT SAYS OMELETTE BUT I THOUGHT IT HAD SOME DEEPER MEANING IN FRENCH I WAS SO ASHAMED
Wait, somebody knew about this and didn’t know it was cheese omelette?
The term “90’s Kids” only applies if you were born in the 10 year span between 1985 and 1994.
(via budaclees)