spookymodblog:

pembrokewkorgi:

ask-an-audino:

#71

“AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaudino!”

JAEGER!!!

Sie sind das essen und wir sind die trainer.

You damned Deutschebags this is tumblamerrica, speak american

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Is it Machiavellian if I think a flash mob should appear in fake police cars and start doing random forensic-esque stuff on this yard for halloween?

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srsly perverts oggling your face makes you feel so unconfortable >:T

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wajtargaryen:

yeeitsanna:

SYNCHRONIZED PUPPY FALLING 

if you could’ve seen my face the moment I saw this

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youobviouslyloveoctavia:

foolishcreature:

What I was waiting for the most:

Braixen in Pokemon Amie!

Everyone beware of the tsundere queen

Is anyone else getting dirty thoughts or is it just me?

This had got to be deliberate

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ask-modscratch:

eatsleepcrap:

the downside being???

The perfect job fer Pirate dash

We’re not allowed to say the word for now Scratch, Teej may hear you >_>

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budaclees:

I haven’t seen anybody address this yet so I guess I will.

So whenever a male troll gets hit, he loses teeth, and when a female troll gets hit they don’t.
Karkat calls the games that Terezi, Vriska, and Tavros play all incredibly dangerous and made for women.
Clearly women are the tougher species here.

THAT BEING SAID Gamzee hit Terezi so fucking hard that she lost a tooth.
Everybody says that he doesn’t treat her badly YET HE HIT HER HARDER THAN ANYONE HAS EVER HIT A FEMALE TROLL BEFORE

Hey. Remember the hemospectrum and how highbloods are stronger physically, in both strenght and resistance? And how most of the female trolls shown being hit in the face with a blunt attack have been Vriska?

Yeah.

thewisemankey:

aceawes0me:

wishingtobewitty:

, HE FUCKING CAUGHT MEWTWO WITH A FUCKING ULTRA BALL WHAT THE FUCK

Red is saving his Master Ball for the most dangerous pokemon…….Man

The general fact this guy caught MewTwo is a testament in itself that he’s 100 times better then Ash Ketchum.

But if that indeed is merely an Ultra Ball then GOD DAMN KID, YOU’RE ALREADY A POKEMON MASTER.

I don’t think Ashley is even allowed to buy anything stronger than regular pokéballs without an adult supervision :/

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