Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.
canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus
Somebody give the bible a pulitzer for this one character :y
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“what are you gonna be for halloween??”
better looking than you
makes sense since ur supposed to be something ur not
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
WHY
no really whats the connection between a football and a game about pirates
america
OHMYGOD THAT COMMENT PIC
WHY A FOOTBALL
Tampa Bay.
(via pencil-rebagels)
im laughing so much the SHARK WITH BEAR ARMS
I’m sorry I had to.
Bear with… shark arms?
yes
….I want to somehow fight and then eat that Shark-arm-Bear to absorb its powers.
I shall dedicate my life to this end from this day on.__.
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EVERYONE USES TYRANITAR!
9/10 PEOPLE I FACE IN ONLINE BATTLES USE TYRANITAR!
Also, I’ll give you guys a moment to let the following sink in:
Once Tyranitar hits the field, it’s ability will cause a Sandstorm that will not only damage every non-Rock, -Ground and -Steel type, but also boosts Tyranitars defense (rock types defense goes up on a Sandstorm). THEN that beast MEGA EVOLVES! It grows stats on top it’s already on-par-with-legendary stats AND gains a new ability. That ability may even BENEFIT from the everlasting Sandstorm Tyranitars regular ability set in motion.
IHATETHEMIHATETHEMIHATETHEMIHATETHEM!!
Josefs right.
Seriously I just wanna Heavy Slam the shit out of any and all Tyrannitars .__.
Call me the Eren Jager of Tyranitars .-.
Mega Tyranitar exclusive to Pokemon X. Mega Aggron exclusive to Pokemon Y
ANOTHER REASON WHY Y IS THE BETTER VERSION!!!
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Just outta curiosity
ppdk:
Anyone else notice how many ask blogs mod’s went to bronycon.
And haven’t updated a single time since, dropped their update schedule to essentially nothing, or went on undisclosed duration hiatus?
In my defense, I’m about to finish a huge arc on Ask Cardinals…I mean, Pirate Dash, and have a crossover with Another Twi. Plus planning a small Halloween arc.
Real life is more important than updating a Pony Tumblr.
Most people don’t live next door to the convention place thing, and the price they pay for attending these things reaches beyond the wallet.
(via captainbritish)
How to be evil:
- Call everyone a fool.
A foolishly foolish idea born from the foolish mind of a foolhardy foolish fool.
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