nottonight-imonfire:

collide-with-my-heart:

tylerchokely:

IS THIS A JOKE

It’s like an infomercial

It’s like an infomercial

#whitepeopledogs

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toonboy92484:

Favorite meal from restaurant in Lacon. Wanted a comfort meal after coming home.

Holly balls OAO

jigglypinkbutts:

raynoreqearthplayer:

wuts the joke here?

Sylveon evolves with affection, but Umbreon evolves with friendship. After having sex the Umbreon realized she only liked the Sylveon as a friend, which is disappointing for the Sylveon, because he feels much more strongly than her.

The joke is heartbreak.

Sorry, but the joke to me is that they won exp for having sex - 3-

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lingov:

tipsy-arachnid:

andromeda-reinvented:

jumpingjacktrash:

hypotheticalwoman:

dharmagun:

kheradihr:

ryuuenx:

violetaristea:

dittolicous:

House, Seth MacFarlane, and Spock
Sounds like I’m good to go

Abby Scuito, Natalie Portman, and Batman 

Doctor Who, Batman, and George Carlin.

So, George and I will be sitting there drinking and shooting the shit while Batman takes down the zombies with only his raspy voice, and Doctor Who will just flit off in his TARDIS or whatever.

Walter White, Ricky Gervais and Spock.

At least I have Spock.

dexter, captain jack, and seth rogan.  possibly i am in more danger from my team than from the zombies.

Sheldon, Spock and Bruce Lee. We’re gonna be the toughest most genre-savvy team out there.

the doctor, batman, and miley cyrus.

dammit, the doctor probably won’t let me use cyrus as bait. :/

tyrion lannister, bender from futurama, and scarlett johansson

i don’t even know

Nancy Botwin, Harry Potter, and Jackie Chan

I think I’m good.

Walter White (Breaking Bad), Captain Jack Sparrow, and Jon Stewart.

Daryl Dixon, Hulk, Bruce Lee.

So I get the experienced guy, a brawler AND doctor, and the asian guy in my team. Cool.

(via lingov)

putuksstuff:

This is the kinda thing I needed in my life after being pissed about things breaking.

Thanks for being adorable, Meowth.

(via putuksstuff)

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paigesnapdragon:

I don’t know what this is from… But the woman’s ear get bigger when she pulls the kids ear..

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