uberawesomeanya:

jojojo-merry-christmas:

dirk-striderman:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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excuSE YOU, THE LAST ONE IS NAMED FATHER GET IT RIGHT BITCH

That’s Benedict Wigglestein Uno to you, punk.

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702,338 notes9 years ago

crying-alone-without-salad:

the-damnedest-creature:

crying-alone-without-salad:

friendly reminder not to rush Karkat roleplayers when they’re writing replies because Karkat is wordy

same with Kankri

thank you also a friendly reminder not to interrupt daves because they cant just slam all their sentences into one line and dave likes to babble offtopic as well 

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Like a true Texan B/

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6,038 notes9 years ago
nottonight-imonfire:
“ collide-with-my-heart:
“ tylerchokely:
“ IS THIS A JOKE
”
It’s like an infomercial
”
It’s like an infomercial
”
#whitepeopledogs

nottonight-imonfire:

collide-with-my-heart:

tylerchokely:

IS THIS A JOKE

It’s like an infomercial

It’s like an infomercial

#whitepeopledogs

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738,613 notes9 years ago

Disney Heroes, by David Kawena

sra-foreveralone:

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did this moTHERFUCK GIVE AN OLLIN TONATIUHTLAN NECKPIECE TO A SAPA INCA?

è_______é

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168,126 notes9 years ago
toonboy92484:
“ Favorite meal from restaurant in Lacon. Wanted a comfort meal after coming home.
”
Holly balls OAO

toonboy92484:

Favorite meal from restaurant in Lacon. Wanted a comfort meal after coming home.

Holly balls OAO

10 notes9 years ago

jigglypinkbutts:

raynoreqearthplayer:

wuts the joke here?

Sylveon evolves with affection, but Umbreon evolves with friendship. After having sex the Umbreon realized she only liked the Sylveon as a friend, which is disappointing for the Sylveon, because he feels much more strongly than her.

The joke is heartbreak.

Sorry, but the joke to me is that they won exp for having sex - 3-

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116,971 notes9 years ago
lingov:
“ tipsy-arachnid:
“ andromeda-reinvented:
“ jumpingjacktrash:
“ hypotheticalwoman:
“ dharmagun:
“ kheradihr:
“ ryuuenx:
“ violetaristea:
“ dittolicous:
“ House, Seth MacFarlane, and Spock
Sounds like I’m good to go
”
Abby Scuito, Natalie...

lingov:

tipsy-arachnid:

andromeda-reinvented:

jumpingjacktrash:

hypotheticalwoman:

dharmagun:

kheradihr:

ryuuenx:

violetaristea:

dittolicous:

House, Seth MacFarlane, and Spock
Sounds like I’m good to go

Abby Scuito, Natalie Portman, and Batman 

Doctor Who, Batman, and George Carlin.

So, George and I will be sitting there drinking and shooting the shit while Batman takes down the zombies with only his raspy voice, and Doctor Who will just flit off in his TARDIS or whatever.

Walter White, Ricky Gervais and Spock.

At least I have Spock.

dexter, captain jack, and seth rogan.  possibly i am in more danger from my team than from the zombies.

Sheldon, Spock and Bruce Lee. We’re gonna be the toughest most genre-savvy team out there.

the doctor, batman, and miley cyrus.

dammit, the doctor probably won’t let me use cyrus as bait. :/

tyrion lannister, bender from futurama, and scarlett johansson

i don’t even know

Nancy Botwin, Harry Potter, and Jackie Chan

I think I’m good.

Walter White (Breaking Bad), Captain Jack Sparrow, and Jon Stewart.

Daryl Dixon, Hulk, Bruce Lee.

So I get the experienced guy, a brawler AND doctor, and the asian guy in my team. Cool.

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5,878 notes9 years ago
putuksstuff:
“This is the kinda thing I needed in my life after being pissed about things breaking.
Thanks for being adorable, Meowth.
”

putuksstuff:

This is the kinda thing I needed in my life after being pissed about things breaking.

Thanks for being adorable, Meowth.

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27,432 notes9 years ago

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44,419 notes9 years ago
paigesnapdragon:
“ I don’t know what this is from… But the woman’s ear get bigger when she pulls the kids ear..
”

paigesnapdragon:

I don’t know what this is from… But the woman’s ear get bigger when she pulls the kids ear..

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97,533 notes9 years ago