
did you know Snorlax shoots his hyperbeams out his eyes
Not always.
What if Snorlax actually doesn’t have eyes like zubat and those are actually his nostrills? Then hyperbeam can be explained as a breath-based move.
(Source: rasec-wizzlbang, via budaclees)
ONE TIME MY PARENTS WENT TO GO GET PIZZA AND MY DAD WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND MY MOM FORGOT HIM AT THE PIZZA PLACE AND CAME HOME AND STARTED EATING THE PIZZA AND THEN WONDERED WHERE MY DAD WENT AND THEN REMEMBERED HE WASN’T IN THE CAR ON THE WAY HOME
(via budaclees)

Excalibur. Frostmourne. Anduril. these are some of the famous blades that hundreds if not thousands of people will nickname their Honedge.
BUT NOT ME
I named mine Trashbringer.
where else have I seen that hilt design…
I named mine Tsubaki because it’s female and demon sword and all that
I just defaulted to Gladius
Tizona, because damnit Spain is closer to France than England ._.
(via der-stein)

meanwhile in 1997 these cutting edge internet themed crayons were born
FLOPPY YELLOW
how is everyone is over looking ‘plug & play pink’?
green.com
i guess you could say it isn’t very…creative
I am going to violence you for that, Kim ò_é
(via destieloveyou)
Please reblog this if you nickname your Pokemon. I wanna see how many people actually give their Pokemon nicknames.
There’s people who DON’T??

(via putuksstuff)
I’m still not sure what “orz” means
So yeah, it’s not an abbreviation or anything, it’s a little person with his head hung low, on their hands and knees.
I am deeply disapoint on you terry ._.
As I am of whoever still doesn’t know .-.
how do you do that upside down face .-. thing
I lay on my back and look up .-.
(Source: siebewastaken, via conspicuouslad)
I’m still not sure what “orz” means
So yeah, it’s not an abbreviation or anything, it’s a little person with his head hung low, on their hands and knees.
I am deeply disapoint on you terry ._.
As I am of whoever still doesn’t know .-.
(Source: siebewastaken)

this image is quite literally six years old now and that’s wild to me. there are actual real live human beings younger than this .jpg who are walking and talking unassisted. i feel so old. i feel death approaching. will i sleep? will i dream?
Old 4chan memes are so incomprehensible now. Matthew and I were just talking about this last night, I was describing a Hot Topic in 2003. “It was a simpler, more ancient time,” I said, “When a meme had a real longetivity to it. Years and years. And when somebody understood the bizarre reference, it was actually really cool, like: Yeah! We’re both internet weirdos! High-five! Now I see something funny and I’m already immediately exhausted by it, because tomorrow it’ll be on the Ellen show and my grandma will share it on facebook, and next week you can buy it on t-shirts at Urban Outfitters, and six months from now it’s going to be in a bunch of parody movie trailers. By the time South Park gets it in their show six days later it’s stale. It won’t go quietly into the night like ‘I’ma chargin mah lazers’ — an honorable death, at the highest it could go. It just immediately is sold and consumed and fucking awful. Immediately. And then it’s dead, before it even happened.”
Fucking hell man, that’s deep. That’s really damn deep.
I AM PROUD OF MY HERITAGE
TT-TT
(Source: psyducked, via captainbritish)

Not always.








So yeah, it’s not an abbreviation or anything, it’s a little person with his head hung low, on their hands and knees.