GUYS EMERGENCY
AMERICANS DON’T KNOW WHAT FERRERO ROCHER IS
Guh some people.
Ferrero Rocher is like a hazelnut in Nutella in a thin layer of waffle and covered in chotocale with tiny pieces of hazelnut and it’s packed in gold colored wrap. It’s as delicious as I described.
THE GOODIES
Wait a minute
I don’t trust candy that looks like jelly candy :/
But I haven’t eaten that one.
WHAT DEFUK SASHA YOU GOTTA GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A BAG RIGHT NOW
SWEDISH FISH ARE THE SHIET AND THE FACT THAT YOU CAN BUY IT ANYTIME AND I CAN’T IS PISSING ME OFF RIGHT NOW ;^;
(via arosu-sama)

The official site just reveal this image in which it advised trainers where not to save in Lumiose city to avoid the famous saving glitch!
NOTE: Both Physical and Download copies are affected by the glitch!
spread it like wildfire
I don’t play but some of my followers do. Take note and spread this.
(Source: nintendo.co.jp, via der-stein)










Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea
While they want it to look like meth, it’s still good to know how to make some sugar glass.
(via conspicuouslad)
jerkyhooves: I heard that if you attempt a suicide in Australia, you will be judged to death
Attempting suicide in Australia is actually just stepping outside your house.

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.
Reblog if you’ve actually SEEN the movie “The Aristocats”
Let’s see who’s over 18
I’m 17, you mad?
Oops I’m 16.
lul I’m 14
I am 12 and wat is dis?
(Source: starrynerd, via )
footpawfetish: Bloop
I couldn’t sleep all night trying to figure out what the hell is this supossed to mean but all I could think is that you dropped a big poo in the toilet.







