Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
AWWWW look a cute little sun. Does this mean tumblr has—-
You dun good, Tumblr. You dun good.
HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN
1. OWN A TABLET PEN
2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS
3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO
I used to be so good at magic that I didn’t even need to put the pen down
This is me and my glasses.
“Wait gotta hang up, I can’t find my phone so I’ll use my phone to call it…”
(via conspicuouslad)
I was supposed to write ‘amino acids’ and I nearly wrote ‘anime acids’
I hope senpai bonds with me
#slick is that you #this is slicks car #dont tell me otherwise
“So…Stab anybody in school today?”
“ITS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS, STAY OUT OF MY LIFE, I HATE YOU!!”
*mumbles* “fucking prick..”
(via lingov)
so has anyone noticed that feferi is a lot thinner in her dream outfit
i look thinner in my dreams too
(via budaclees)
first date ideas
it is literally a naruto shop and they dont have fucking ramen
“We came for Japan food but ended up having to eat some fish thing that’s probably French or something.”
That sentence says a lot right there.
Oh you think that’s bad?
(via budaclees)
It’s perfect because Ash doesn’t believe in evolution.
SICK BURNS
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(via lilhooty)