Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Back when I was a lil’ wee lad I used to hang out with the girls, because fuckdamn, the guys were DUMB and LAME -.-
This was widely regarded as unnatural since swag hadn’t been invented yet and many jelly bastards treated me like the head of a harem or some shit because whatever girl was with me the most each day would get the “oooh, you have a girlfried, you have a girlfriend”. Out of these times one was actually convinced… or very angry, so she just took my hand an kissed my cheek (we were like 9, what where you expecting?)
Everyone watching shut up for a moment then broke into laughter “orz
TMI Tuesday
Go wild while I take a nap
How is this a hack?!
You are literally just saying “this is a thing that happens.”
I just
*flips table*
Becoming aware of things that happen is a hack on itself since it makes it so that when the thing happens you’re ready for it, you fool >:V
(via conspicuouslad)
no
NO
FUCK NO.
BRAIN, STOP REMEMBERING THIS THING RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
WHY MUST I HURT MYSELF SO??
IT HAS ITS OWN FUCKING FANDOM NOW
FUCKING CHRSIT
I’m laughing
I feel like the Hiatus fandom would be the regular fandom’s Trickster mode.
The trickster theme is stuck in my head now
(Source: inaudible-screeching, via lingov)
You don’t get presents on your birthday because you were born, you get presents as rewards for still being alive.
(Source: thecrimsonalchemist, via lunar-bunnie)
(Source: theponyartcollection-blog, via pencil-rebagels)
The Scram goes nyoom, Abas go weh, Jad says bwah and the Marble behs; Cookies howl, Roman gargles and the Babbu goes “rood rood rood!!”
But there’s a sound that no one knows WHAT DOES THE SIEBE SAY?? :U
(Holy shit I feel stupid now “orz)
Anonymous: How old are you? High school or college?
I’m 20. I’ve finished high school, finished a diploma and should be starting uni next year (assuming I can afford it).
Wait, you got a diploma at 20? Is this an AA or some Australian thing?
Everyone gets a PhD in shrimp grilling :Y