footpawfetish: He's my horse, MY HORSE
No! BAD SEARCHIE!
BAAAAAAD!
No, THAT’S MY HORSE!
*Muffled bottle blowing in the distance*
why is searchie so popular wtf
who the fuck is searchie
searchie is this huge cutie who like socks and lemonade
The fuck is that
Who the fuck is searchie
Oh wait I think I know a maid named Searchie.. …A Minute Maidno
We still dont know who the fuck is searchie.
Focus for a moment you guys, we need answers ._.
(Source: iiboharz, via footpawfetish)

Well fuck you too.
For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer
pokemon aint real hows that answer
Kill the nonbeliever
If he’s not a believer the answer is still Rhydon tho’
(Source: spooky-darth-blog, via lunar-bunnie)



this completely went over my head as a kid
EXCEPT Mr Krabs doesn’t say that in this scene .-.
At all .-.
(via cookierambles)
how am i supposed to survive the gigapause
do i
do i aggressively iron my pajamas?
????????

(Source: tragicallyclownish, via budaclees)







