Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
What’s that you crossed out? It looks like it says “rocket”?
So they make pizzas with rockets as toppings now?
Damn you jayd, I can’t read this thing
It better not say tomatoes in there tho, or we can’t be friends anymore è_é
Moscow Subway Ticket Machine Accepts 30 Squats as payment…YouTube VIDEO
Bet you no fat asses would be riding the bus
Dope
(Source: motiveweight, via bukoya-reblogs)
WHAT
I THOUGHT SHE HAD A COOL FAKE LEG.WHAT IN THE SHIT.
(via bukoya-reblogs)
DO YOU EVER SEE THIS PERSON ONLINE YOU REALLY WANNA TALK TO BUT YOU ARE TOO SHY TO DO IT BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE YOU ARENT ON THEIR LEVEL AND JUS T
(via artmedz)
So today I found out these are what Americans called ‘Smarties’
But these are Smarties
Those American ‘Smarties’ are Fizzers
Wake up America
What the fuck are fizzers
You’re both wrong those things are Rockets
Open your eyes America and the UK
I thought Smarties were made in Canada. I’m so confused.
The candy companies are fucking with us.
Can I toss in some Mexico into the confusion?
(via budaclees)
Has anyone thought about the fact that
DAD only has a nose
MOM only has a mouth
and BRO only has eyes
together they make a whole face
too hot to handle
If this is going to become i thing i think im going to cry
You’re name is BroMom Egbert and hot damn
how am i even supposed to react anymore
why has no one pointed out
FUCK THIS WHOLE FANDOM
(via budaclees)
sonic? knuckles? tails? who the FUCK is naming these hedgehogs
knuckles is an echidna and tails is a hedgehog. just let me catch you disrespecting sonic again you punk
i cant believe knuckles is a fuckin enchilada
(via budaclees)