Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
My friend gave me an item in Flight Rising and when I asked what I could do for them in exchange, they wanted “Espurr and Honedge being creepy pokefriends”
Espurr…buddy…you can…stop….now…..
Espurr…?
This makes me giggle and I don’t even know anything about the new pokemon. That face though.
(via geradex)
Queenie Liao Turns Her Baby’s Naptime Into Adventures
i cant this is so fUCKING CUTE
(Source: 123inspiration.com, via budaclees)
…eh, I don’t get it…what’s so special about this gif? doesn’t everyone have a churro dispenser at home?
(via lunar-bunnie)
im so sorry to tell you this but no one cares about sports tj. i am so sorry for your loss
Oh wow Kilo, rood! >:(
Every fandumb is equal; just because yours is more equal than Teej’s doesn’t mean you can be mean to him >:(
*Stern kohai disapproval*
if this gets 1000 notes ill catch a magikarp with a masterball. ill do it
Shit
Wait a minute
Anonymous: The educational system doesnot have time for Public Affection. Now go to the gates of Shame.
what
I mean yes of course I shall go through the gates of shame and back to my house, the Manor of Shame, where I belong.
It’s from Rainbow Dash Presents
i dunno about you guys but if i’m not sure if a snake is venomous or not i don’t think my first step would be to grab & examine its ass
(Source: a-giant-spider-archive, via pencil-rebagels)
Ok ok so i’m playing pokemon platinum right? And I come across this pair of trainers in a restaurant. When I talk to the guy, he says this:
Awe you’re on a date at your dad’s restaurant how cute. Naturally, I kick his ass.
but then I revisit them, and this time i click on his date and she says:
wait a sec i’ve heard this somewhere before
SWEETHEART I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT I THINK YOU’RE DATING YOUR BROTHER
THE BOY IS THE SON OF THE HEAD CHEF WHO COOKS THERE, AND THE GIRL IS THE DAUGHTER OF THE GUY WHO OWNS THE RESTAURANT, LIKE A BUSINESSMAN OR SOMETHING.
SHE DOESN’T WANT HIM TO KNOW BECAUSE HE’S TRYING TO IMPRESS HER WITH HIS LINEAGE, WHICH IN LIEU OF THIS REVELATION IS PROVEN TO BE INFERIOR TO HER’S.
(Source: kaibaibou, via pencil-rebagels)
HOLY SHIT IS THIS…? COULD SHE BE?
SHE MOTHERFUCKING IS!!!
GENDERBENT TEZCATLIPOCA!!! ; 3;
(via siebewastaken)