Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Praise the mighty Dunsparce, as he in his infinite kindness lets us feeble mortals walk this world without having to fear his paraflinching wrath.
Steadfast and Inner Focus, bitch t(uwu t)
bro has a rainbow plethora of hats but everyone only draws him in the grey one so i am declaring this the beginning of the bro wearing colorful hats initiative
(via budaclees)
if you are what you eat
does that make hannibal the most human of us all
but if you are what you eat wouldn’t that make all the humans burgers and pizza and pasta so he isn’t really a cannibal he is just eating a burger?
If according to Carl Sagan we are all made of star garbage wouldn’t that actually make hannibal apple pie?
watch hot school girl take balls to the face <3
how are the balls bouncing that way it breaks every law of geometry and conservation of momentum
Its called anime. Have you even seen the blood physics in these shows???
Its literally like a burst water mainno i havent b/c im not an anime NERD like you lmao xD
Oh dang i got ROASTED
HahahaAnime more like lameime
Looking up Kricketune ’s sound throws out these results.
That’s it friends. That’s my legacy “orz
don’t talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it’s some cool elite website but because it’s fucking embarrassing
No, it’s because we can’t have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren’t on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log into multiple times a day
see this is what I’m talking about
I thought nobody talks about tumblr outside because nobody ever leaves.
Know why lolcats used to be so popular?
Because dog people do go outside B/
(via conspicuouslad)
As she pinned him down on the bed, relentlessly ravaging him off his clothes, her tongue slipped upwards from the navel, through the chest and up to his neck; and then, in a faint voice she muttered to him:
“Dee-lee-lee-lee-whoop”
how the fuck does Tylenol know where the pain is and how to stop it like why doesn’t it occasionally fuck up and just numb ur whole leg like wtf
That’s Drixenol, asslord -_-
(via lingov)
Ditto never tells me to bow or obey and it’s not fair ;^;