Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed
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imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.
excuSE YOU, THE LAST ONE IS NAMED FATHER GET IT RIGHT BITCH
That’s Benedict Wigglestein Uno to you, punk.
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friendly reminder not to rush Karkat roleplayers when they’re writing replies because Karkat is wordy
same with Kankri
thank you also a friendly reminder not to interrupt daves because they cant just slam all their sentences into one line and dave likes to babble offtopic as well
Like a true Texan B/
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IS THIS A JOKE
It’s like an infomercial
It’s like an infomercial
#whitepeopledogs
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Favorite meal from restaurant in Lacon. Wanted a comfort meal after coming home.
Holly balls OAO
wuts the joke here?
Sylveon evolves with affection, but Umbreon evolves with friendship. After having sex the Umbreon realized she only liked the Sylveon as a friend, which is disappointing for the Sylveon, because he feels much more strongly than her.
The joke is heartbreak.
Sorry, but the joke to me is that they won exp for having sex - 3-
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House, Seth MacFarlane, and Spock
Sounds like I’m good to goAbby Scuito, Natalie Portman, and Batman
Doctor Who, Batman, and George Carlin.
So, George and I will be sitting there drinking and shooting the shit while Batman takes down the zombies with only his raspy voice, and Doctor Who will just flit off in his TARDIS or whatever.
Walter White, Ricky Gervais and Spock.
At least I have Spock.
dexter, captain jack, and seth rogan. possibly i am in more danger from my team than from the zombies.
Sheldon, Spock and Bruce Lee. We’re gonna be the toughest most genre-savvy team out there.
the doctor, batman, and miley cyrus.
dammit, the doctor probably won’t let me use cyrus as bait. :/
tyrion lannister, bender from futurama, and scarlett johansson
i don’t even knowNancy Botwin, Harry Potter, and Jackie Chan
I think I’m good.
Walter White (Breaking Bad), Captain Jack Sparrow, and Jon Stewart.
Daryl Dixon, Hulk, Bruce Lee.
So I get the experienced guy, a brawler AND doctor, and the asian guy in my team. Cool.
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This is the kinda thing I needed in my life after being pissed about things breaking.
Thanks for being adorable, Meowth.
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