
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
same
It’s going to happen. And whomever you are cuddling is aware that you will get one. So no need to hide it. -3-
pembrokewkorgi: What is pie?
The opposite of a lie.
THIS WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF I’M SORRY
NO DON’T BE SORRY THIS IS PERFECTION
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
yes
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
17
*whispers* how long have you been 17
X

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him.
this is the downfall of man. this planet needs to burn
This is beautiful
(via captainbritish)















