professor-maple-hooves:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

It’s going to happen. And whomever you are cuddling is aware that you will get one. So no need to hide it. -3-

(via coconeru-deactivated20201229)

ladykick-ass:

void-of-air:

figsnstripes:

have i reblogged this before

who cares

“D–> You break her heart and I’ll break you”

(via the-one-they-call-buttface)

boku-hetaria:

au where john’s dad and jane’s dad meet up and make dad jokes

(via lingov)

captainbritish:

mi0da:

yusunf:

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him.

this is the downfall of man. this planet needs to burn

This is beautiful

(via captainbritish)

Meloetta :V

(via siebewastaken)

baptisms:

here he comes

(via budaclees)

(via pencil-rebagels)

baberzoo:

They’ve captured the beast

(via superpsyguy-deactivated20140924)