lizzymodblog:

conspicuouslad:

tastefullyoffensive:

Ellen’s favorite tweets of the week. [video]

I need to try quiche one of these days.

I need to get some groceries.

Celery is NOT pizza.

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rotiqueen:

thesoftghetto:

onlylolgifs:

When your blow dryer stops working

innovative

Now all it needs is an automatization of some kind and voice command like “blow me”

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happyvegetable:

kennilworthy-thisp:

derinthemadscientist:

lumoslouis:

soloontherocks:

amour-vengeance:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 

you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do

They fly around and fuck shit up

Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

Someone should make a videogame about that to communicate their hatred for birds hurling themselves into buildings.

They’d make billions :U

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conspicuouslad:

theauthorman:

luxcryingalonewithdoritos:

My 10 favorite pictures of Link

“Fucking rupoors.”

Rupoors are fucking terrible why did they even invent those they are literally the worst thing that has ever happened in Zelda how do they even work like are they Rupee antimatter that they just touch rupees and make them disappear but if that’s the case then why would you even put them in the wallet like you have to make an active attempt to make your own money disappear they make no sense and they shouldn’t even exist fuck rupoors in their nonexistent bungholes while using tabasco sauce as lube seriously

I remember in Phantom Hourglass there was a dungeon with only Rupoors standing in your way to make a maze thing, but instead of carefully dodging them I just went “fuck it” and grabbed all those bastards with the boomerang at once.

I refuse to be a slave to capitalism B/

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gearholderartworks:

Day 1.- Favorite Bug-type

Yeah I’m late by a day for this, sue me -.-

Reblog for the mornin peeps

Be warned that you’ll be seeing mostly steel and grass pokes from me mmk?

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blueapocalypseghost:

SHINJI ICARLY

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