I really want to braid my hair but I’ll look like a dork
Let’s see here:
-Blonde
-Freckles
-Big boobs
-Braids
-Chef hat for good measure
Hot. DAMN.

I… I lost my Terry…?
Lad I swear to god, if you’re being funny and gone missing from here on purpose…
Don’t address me as Elizabeth if you don’t want me to not be rude.
It’s a good thing I like your rude side then - 3-



buenos nachos cassadia
Lisa, el queso de untar no va en los nachos -_-
Ich haben sex mit deine Schwester
Ok, no sé que clase de leyes tengan ustedes en Holanda, pero mi hermana tiene catorce años
¿Qué diablos estás pensando? è.é
//DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKING FAR AWAY HE WAY
DO YOU FUCKING
SEE
JESUS
HE COULDVE HIT THE WALL
that would actually be really funnyhe would’ve been petrafied.
Go sit in a corner and think about what you just said.
Can we just compare Jean and Eren for a minute here?
In their Trainee division, Eren got #5, Jean got #6. Eren’s skill was “determination”. Jean’s skill was “3DMG specialist”. Eren lasted like five seconds in actual battle before losing his head and attacking blindly. Eren’s skill got him killed. Jean’s skill kept him alive. Eren’s squad was wiped out almost to the last man, while Jean’s took one casualty that might not even have been an actual Titan. The closest Jean gets to death is the one time his skill is invalidated - when he needs new gear.
JEAN HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE BITTER, HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN #5.
All hail the 3D Maneuver Gear Specialist. Ignore all neigh-sayers.
Eren’s a fucking titan.
If you take into account that Ranks 1-5 were all pretty much monsters (literally), Jean is pretty fucking BEAST to have ranked #6.
EREN, WHY CAN’T YOU BE MORE LIKE THAT MAJESTIC STALLION JEAN OVER THERE?!
(via pennycrossed)
Because everyone needs to see this………everyone
THAT FUCKING SCARF IS LONG ENOUGH TO ENTIRELY COVER HIS NECK ALL THE WAY AT THE CONSOLE SO HE WOULDN’T NOTICE IT GOT CAUGHT AND THEN SEXY WAS VERY CAREFUL NOT TO WRECK IT IN THE TIME VORTEX
that comment must be so confusing to non-whovians.
I can understand most of that withouth being a whovian thanks to all my whovian niggas but one thing.
Who the fuck is “Sexy”?


