Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Day 2.- Favorite Dark-Type.
In the dark of the night, cacti will find you~ =w=
Yeah, I decided to go to hell with this and go at my own pace -_-
Just look at that low-ass quality, I fucking lost my touch because of this increasingly annoying shitness I used to call a life “orz
Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
(via cookierambles)
Breaking news from India: DON’T FALL ASLEEP DRUNK!
wat
Snake is part of the elite Indian police task force to clean up the streets.
I keep being told that no snake in the current world can swallow an adult human because of reasons, but then I also keep seeing stories like these and I just want the internet to stop lying to me
I don’t even care which one is the lie .-.
(via pencil-rebagels)
the entire history of earth has merely been a buildup to this point
i really dont care that this isnt animal crossing this is the most important thing i will ever post
“And Capcom was like: FUCK.” - Egoraptor
(via putuksstuff)
POKEDDEXY CHALLENGE DAY 3
-Favorite Dragon Type-
Flygon, the Mystic Pokémon
I’m very fond of Flygon. It’s another example of how much the people at Game Freak must know about biology. Flygon is, infact, NOT based on a dragonfly, but much rather an antlion! I’m sure at the very least a few of you were confused when you found out that Trapinch, some little brown creature with massive jaws, evolves into Vibrava, a dragonfly-looking Pokémon (who inturn becomes Flygon). I know I was.
Some of you might know antlions as insectoid creatures with large jaws that dig collapsing sand pits and dwell at the center of them, waiting for pray. Trapinch fits this description: it has a massive maw and the ability Arena Trap. This however is but the larval stage of an antlion. Antlions will stay in this stage up to three years. It should be noted that antlion larva don’t have an anus. That means they don’t poop for THREE YEARS. Of only I could manage to hold it in that long, travelling would be much more enjoyable! Finally, after said constipated three years they build a cocoon out of sand and silk and stay that way for a month. Finally, they hatch into dragonfly-like creatures, which Vibrava and Flygon are based on. Their lifespan is about three weeks in that form. This, thankfully, does not apply to Flygon.
Ingame, Flygon isn’t as interesting as the concept behind it (but that’s a pretty hard thing to top anyway). It is however, a solid physical attacker and it’s typing is Ground/Dragon. 100 in both Attack and Speed and 80 in all the other stats may not be the greatest thing around, but it’s far from bad. Flygon also gets a STAB Earthquake to boot, which is nothing to scoff at. Aside from that, it has a STAB Dragon Claw, Stone Edge, Power-up Punch and a few other attacks. Sadly, it’s movepool isn’t the most amazing one. As for it’s ability, it has Levitate, which grants it full immunity to all Ground type moves, which is a nice bonus.
As I said earlier, I was no exception when I was stumped about how Trapinch finally becomes Flygon. The only indication I’ve had was that Trapinch is #328 in the Pokédex and Vibrava and Flygon are #329 and #330. Back when Gen III was new, I trained a Trapinch up, hoping it would become a Flygon… and I was right! I loved my Flygon and it was the first Pokémon to reach level 100 during Gen III.
Another reason why I love Flygon is its very interesting real-life counterpart. But the reason I like it most, is a completely different story. Flygon is my favorite Dragon type, because it reminds me of a dragon from a childrens book I loved when I was younger. It was titled “My Father’s Dragon”.
Flygons chubby build, gentle eyes and striped body resemble the dragon from said story a little.
The story (as far as I recall) was about a boy, named Elmar, who had a dream about a timid dragon, who was held captive by wild animals on a faraway island. Elmar sneaks out of bed and travels to the island. There, he ventures forth in search of the tied up dragon.
As Elmar gets closer and closer to the dragon, he meets the wild animals, one by one, who try to stop (and sometimes eat) him from freeing the dragon. He manages to outsmart and trick them and finally does reach the dragon.
Elmar frees the dragon and the two fly from the island, back to Elmars home, accompanied by the angry cries of wild animals, who lost their dragon. Elmar and the dragon become friends, but part ways, as Elmar needs to get back to bed, so his parents won’t figure out that he was out all night.
Huh. I was half-expecting you’d do Dragalgae and leave this guy for Ground day :/
Ampharos.
I’m surprised at your rare show of good taste
I’m a cook. How could I not have good taste?
You could just be a bad cook and a good liar.
DEX, I want you
to go to your room
and think why would anyone lie about Pokémon -_-
Miley Cyrus Treats Couple at Restaurant
Miley Cyrus paid for a couple’s meal after she disturbed them in a restaurant.
The ‘Wrecking Ball’ singer was reportedly noisy and caused a scene when she and a friend went into an upmarket eatery in New York, but after a couple complained, she immediately went over to apologize.
A witness explained to the National Enquirer: ”She went over and apologized and told the folks, ‘I’m sorry, I’ve just had too much caffeine today.’ Then she asked the couple about themselves.”
The pair were celebrating their second wedding anniversary, so generous Miley left $100 to cover their bill and posed for pictures with them.
Miley may be famous for her risqué outfits and twerking dance moves, but many people are surprised to find she is actually very down-to-earth and polite.
After she had guest appeared on U.S. TV show ‘Saturday Night Live’, a source said: ”Everyone expected Miley to show up with major attitude - but were stunned when she turned out to be a major sweetheart.
”She went out of her way to be kind to everyone - just plain old nice - posing for pictures backstage and signing autographs for the crew.”
Oh.
If she ever loses her way she has an entire acting career to smack her right in the face with hypocrisy too - 3-