askterry:

general-feepital:

Well, not the nicest wake-up call to get, and my god it hurts like hell, but at least the skunk be awake again! Now HE can try to sort out this whole mess!

((FINALLY, a new update for General Feepital! It’s been over a month since the last one - rather embarrassing. I felt like I’d written myself into a corner somehow. So yes, I’m not dead, I’ve just been a bit stumped on how to proceed…well, that and having to deal with eye strain now and then. Bluuuuugh. General Feepital, on the other hand, is BACK!))

That weird doctor couldn’t help us, we better keep looking.

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furballthefurry:

jigglypinkbutts:

raynoreqearthplayer:

wuts the joke here?

Sylveon evolves with affection, but Umbreon evolves with friendship. After having sex the Umbreon realized she only liked the Sylveon as a friend, which is disappointing for the Sylveon, because he feels much more strongly than her.

The joke is heartbreak.

this is the best thing. ever.

Alas, Umbreonzoned again

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summersinthesky:

sstrange-cloudss:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

a-sexy-cat:

oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free

emncptn prclmtn

Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme

YOU DIDNT

(Source: thesassycat, via )

dasmuskel:

tarian:

차 마시는법

This is exactly how I drink my tea

(Source: lambdo228, via )

How revolting.

Seriously, who even puts tomato on pizza? è_é

mobybat:

the masuda method works

(Source: smadvil, via pencil-rebagels)

costers-german-hole:

matthewjack2000:

tumblahgifs:

Jurassic Park…Now With Giraffes

GIRAFFIC PARK

Kids shouldn’t watch this movie… it’s too giraffic

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itseasytoremember:

youngstero:

how time flies

you aged really well

(via lunar-bunnie)

die-thylamide:

sugar, spice, and a lil somethin for the homies

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via the-one-they-call-buttface)