itsnightsyo:
“>You hold her as a groom would hold a bride.
”

itsnightsyo:

>You hold her as a groom would hold a bride.

(via timurmurtazin)

785 notes1 year ago

libidosuggestion:

nano-or-kane:

ok listen up. we don’t need a fucking petition. cause Discord got our back:

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signing your fucking name won’t work. you gotta talk to them right now.

If you have Discord, this will pop up in your screen on your phone. It comes with a automatic button to call Congress.

Stop the petitions. Don’t stay down. Speak up. Literally.

UPDATE: FCC IS LITERALLY GOING TO END IT ALL. OUR ONLY HOPE IS CONVINCING OUR LAW MAKERS. CALL NOW!

GO.

(Source: nanomancy, via sakimcgee)

47,532 notes1 year ago
scp-wiki-official:
“ hilariousgrindr:
“You were closer the first time
”
SCP fandom seeing able, cain, 035 or 049.
”
…811 tho :T

scp-wiki-official:

hilariousgrindr:

You were closer the first time

SCP fandom seeing able, cain, 035 or 049.

…811 tho :T

(Source: hilariousgrindr, via scp-wiki-official)

40,701 notes1 year ago

jeza-red:

korilian:

sufficientlylargen:

kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:

i can’t believe superwholock existed as one the largest fandom(s) on this website. there hasn’t been a trace of it on my dashboard in years. No mention, no whisper. a ghost. i still follow people who reblogged it. i myself reblogged it. and yet here we are, not daring to ever mention it. im risking my life making this po

For those new to this site, “Superwholock” was the crossover fandom for the overlap of three of the biggest individual fandoms on tumblr - soup, the Finnish municipality of Perho, and Enlightenment philosopher John Locke.

Who?

God I miss soup

(via clairclairsky)

158,981 notes1 year ago

The Bag of Bagers

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: I am running a 5e campaign in a world that I have homebrewed for some level 5s and I wanted to give them some neat magic items as a reward for being awesome players. The Archmage tasked them with finding and getting rid of some bandits in exchange for identifying an artifact they picked up. One of the bandits possesses a Gray Bag of Tricks.

Me: Okay, so, on his turn, the bandit with the sword is gonna reach into this pouch on his belt and pull out a small object. He drops it to the ground and, shortly after (rolls d8 on Bag of Tricks table), you see the head of a badger pop up out of the grass.

Cleric: OoC What, does he have a bag of badgers on his belt??

A couple rounds later…

Me: Okay, He’s pretty hurt, so the fighter is going to back up from you [Bloodhunter] and reach into his pouch and throw another small object to the ground, which turns into (rolls on table)…. a giant badger…

Bloodhunter: OcC OMG He does have a bag of badgers!!!

After the battle…

Bloodhunter: OoC I reach into the bag!!

Me: Okay. You reach into the bag and feel a small, fuzzy object. When you pull it out, you see a small ball made from fur.

Bloodhunter: OoC I toss it on the ground?

Me:

You toss it on the ground and, shortly after, it turns into (

rolls d8 on Bag of Tricks table

) *Sigh* a giant badger….

Cleric and Bloodhunter:

OMFG it’s a fuckin’ bag of badgers!!!!!!!!!

(via silver-tongues-blog)

1,638 notes1 year ago

kazzikuzzi:

kazzikuzzi:

kazzikuzzi:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

chikorita is the most forgettable starter pokemon.

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i dare anyone to try and remember the names of either of chikorita’s evolutions without looking them up.

or even try to remember what they look like. i sure the fuck can’t.

Chikorita, Bayleef, Meganium asshole. They’re so goddamn valid

I can’t believe you’d just go out and SLANDER my leaf dinos like this I am fucking LIVID

The next time you insult a Pokemon I’m going to break into your home and shit on your bed

(Source: paper-mario-wiki, via silver-tongues-blog)

25,109 notes1 year ago
xrysng:
“~(‾▿‾)~
”

xrysng:

~(‾▿‾)~

(via silver-tongues-blog)

15,627 notes1 year ago
plsdateme:
“It’s funnier when you find out that’s his dad.
”

plsdateme:

It’s funnier when you find out that’s his dad.

(via budaclees)

1,402,782 notes1 year ago

3apk:

Okay, NOW I’m excited for USUM (≧∇≦)

(via perelka-l)

384 notes1 year ago

molagmar:

me, watching scary unexplained videos: i am strong
me, as soon as they zoom in on some blurry object scarcely resembling a face: i am not strong

(Source: divaythfyr, via ladyfubuki)

71,416 notes1 year ago