
IM FREAKING OUT AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HHHH
AND THE CUSHIONS FIT WHAT KIND OF QUADRANTS THEY’RE IN TOO AAHHH
Sometimes I feel like tumblr users have never seen a deck of fucking cards before.
AAAAAHHHH IT’S THE DONQUIXOTE PIRATES SEATS!! :U
(via pencil-rebagels)




A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.
ahhh you’re mom is so great thooo
Me? I love humans. They’re so silly and adorably retarded about the most stupid of things - 3-
It’s someone I can legitimately share a mutual hate with who would be my ideal partner ;w;
(via cookierambles)

And I was thinking it was an arm all this time
This picture has ruined my life
This picture improved my life sevenfold =w=
(via cookierambles)

One job.
I have a natural born compulsive obsession with grabbing the system by the butt and fucking it vigorously
♥w♥
(via pennycrossed)

what do men want? it’s sausage. so much sausage. tons of sausage. They want their chapped. Burly lips wrapped around a length of greasy sausage as it runs over their tongues, probes, and then gently slides down the back of their throats
Um, yeah?!
duh!?
who wouldn’t want that? -.-
(via lunar-bunnie)

Day 6: Favored Fighting-type
Should I tell you their names from here on? Cuz y’allready know Lucy and Atl
Fuckit, I’m tellin. This guy here’s Espinoza - w-
Yeh I name pokemon I dont even have sometimes, I’m stupid like tha–fuckinhell I forgot the tail -____-
Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”
he places the leash down on the ground so carefully
(via cookierambles)



