tastefullyoffensive:

[poorlydrawnlines]

(via cookierambles)

gearholderartworks:

Michanikos’s Gear

If I had more time I’d draw myself rising my fist at this so hard è_é

icantbelieveitsnotsanity:

i’ve reblogged this like three times and i still have no idea what the fuck is going on

Selena Gomez Tap Water®

(Source: i-live-with-unicorns, via pencil-rebagels)

deckslayer:

WHERE ARE THE KANGAROOS??

Working inside the buildings probably.

(via footpawfetish)

abrightersideofme:

EVERY TIME I LOOK AT A NEW PICTURE OF THIS I HEAR THIS DISTINCT YOWL IN MY HEAD

(via the-one-they-call-buttface)

flashiestlightning:

geradex:

twogears:

ᴆ: “I’ sorry! Most of my clients don’t drink that, so I don’t have much on stock at all times!”

♀: “You know what screw this, I’ll just go around town for a while or something, see who can I find along the way”

Well if you’d have given me a heads up!

heh heh tequila sucks anyways :3

Shup ut Flashy

t(ù_ú t)

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farewell-decency:

hasana-chan:

constantfailtage:

flashesoflightunsheen:

myindustrialvagina:

NOPE

Oh nahhhhhhh.

nope.

NOPE.

NOPE NOPE

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

*jumps out of window*

Nooooope

Reminds me that back when I was a kid (between 4 and  6 years old) I used to have an imaginary friend that I don’t even remember her name, but I would blame on her everything I did wrong to avoid getting myself in trouble and scolded by my mom.

One day after having this camping night at school, I returned home and I told my mom that [insert name here] had died ‘cause she fell into the campfire and burned to death.

Yeah…

when I was little I was convinced all our pets that had died stayed in the house and I could talk to them and the room would do that thing where it’d get colder
and then when i was 14, one of my friends stayed the night and asked me in the middle of the night if i had a fat black cat or a tabby or a bird and i had to tell her i did but not anymore and she freaked out cause she could see them too and i’m still convinced everywhere is haunted 100% of the time

Kids and their Mary Sue tulpas, freaking us out -.-

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