bertie-renard:

Ghosts, when they see a doll:

Originally posted by good-enough-for-a-poke

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namocchi:

drawing-prompt-s:

Draw a cactus mage.

a good spikey boi 

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fisyx:

wodneswynn:

This is like a cut still from a bill wurtz history video

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clexar:

schmunkymonkey:

clexar:

tv writers: make it darker

literally everyone: don’t

Is this about plot or actual screen brightness?

it was about the plot but it works for either

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jojojo-jo-jo-jojojo:

1: I’m thinking of a community of Catholic Christians over a geographical area, but I can’t remember the name of it.

2: Is it a diocese?

1: No, it’s smaller than that

2:

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wombuttress:

sounddesignerjeans:

evil-britney:

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

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Next plan was to start lifting from the bottom!

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: We’re in a shrine trying to open a set of doors. We have a Goliath sorcerer (me), human warlock, tiefling fighter/bard, human cleric, three gnomes (wizard, rogue, ranger), and a half-orc barbarian.

Me, the sorcerer: I push the doors.

DM: They don’t move.

Me: …How heavy are they?

DM: Uhh… let me check… About 700lbs.

Me: I can push that, yeah. 

DM: I don’t think you can.

[Brief delay as I pull out the Goliath traits]

DM: Okay, that’s fair. It still doesn’t open for you.

Barbarian: I push the doors.

DM: It doesn’t open for you, either.

[Another brief delay as we try to puzzle this out]

Me: …WAIT.

My party: 

DM:

Me: I pull.

DM: The doors swing open.

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ravenslunas:

when someone’s done explaining to me why my favorite character isn’t actually the Best

(Source: lopezsmarcus, via eric-coldfire)