Looking up Kricketune ’s sound throws out these results.
That’s it friends. That’s my legacy “orz

Looking up Kricketune ’s sound throws out these results.

That’s it friends. That’s my legacy “orz

1 note5 years ago

conspicuouslad:

clannyphantom:

hippieloverose:

clannyphantom:

don’t talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it’s some cool elite website but because it’s fucking embarrassing

No, it’s because we can’t have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren’t on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log into multiple times a day

see this is what I’m talking about

I thought nobody talks about tumblr outside because nobody ever leaves.

Know why lolcats used to be so popular?

Because dog people do go outside B/

(Source: bunney, via conspicuouslad)

201,220 notes5 years ago
As she pinned him down on the bed, relentlessly ravaging him off his clothes, her tongue slipped upwards from the navel, through the chest and up to his neck; and then, in a faint voice she muttered to him:
“Dee-lee-lee-lee-whoop”

As she pinned him down on the bed, relentlessly ravaging him off his clothes, her tongue slipped upwards from the navel, through the chest and up to his neck; and then, in a faint voice she muttered to him:

“Dee-lee-lee-lee-whoop”

1 note5 years ago

Editing reblogs

ppdk:

will never be unfunny.

5 notes5 years ago

hanari-502:

churchsext:

how the fuck does Tylenol know where the pain is and how to stop it like why doesn’t it occasionally fuck up and just numb ur whole leg like wtf

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That’s Drixenol, asslord -_-

(Source: bigspender, via lingov)

95,009 notes5 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: bow to me, maggot


youobviouslyloveoctavia:

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Ditto never tells me to bow or obey and it’s not fair ;^;

15 notes5 years ago

gearholder: You know what else is inbtween the canidae and felinae families? Hyaenidae.


conspicuouslad:

Ok but I don’t think Eevee is a hyena?

All I’m saying is hyenas are technically cats.

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Meow-meow, motherfucker

2 notes5 years ago
youobviouslyloveoctavia:
“ Scrampone is late for anime school! o[o
”
is that… is that oil on your toast

youobviouslyloveoctavia:

Scrampone is late for anime school! o[o

is that… is that oil on your toast

(via alexmichanikos-deactivated20181)

131 notes5 years ago

Being responsible for someone’s orgasm is quite the ego boost

(Source: multicolors, via )

94,192 notes5 years ago

geradex: So how DO you hold all those gears? Bro, Fem, other gear Alex, and I am certain there are even MORE gears on tumblr.


I’ll grind you for that è_é

12 notes5 years ago