Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Looking up Kricketune ’s sound throws out these results.
That’s it friends. That’s my legacy “orz
don’t talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it’s some cool elite website but because it’s fucking embarrassing
No, it’s because we can’t have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren’t on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log into multiple times a day
see this is what I’m talking about
I thought nobody talks about tumblr outside because nobody ever leaves.
Know why lolcats used to be so popular?
Because dog people do go outside B/
(Source: bunney, via conspicuouslad)
As she pinned him down on the bed, relentlessly ravaging him off his clothes, her tongue slipped upwards from the navel, through the chest and up to his neck; and then, in a faint voice she muttered to him:
“Dee-lee-lee-lee-whoop”
how the fuck does Tylenol know where the pain is and how to stop it like why doesn’t it occasionally fuck up and just numb ur whole leg like wtf
That’s Drixenol, asslord -_-
(Source: bigspender, via lingov)
Ditto never tells me to bow or obey and it’s not fair ;^;
Ok but I don’t think Eevee is a hyena?
All I’m saying is hyenas are technically cats.
Meow-meow, motherfucker
Scrampone is late for anime school! o[o
is that… is that oil on your toast
Being responsible for someone’s orgasm is quite the ego boost
(Source: multicolors, via )
I’ll grind you for that è_é