conspicuouslad:

changemodomega:

How long would it take society to notice a random homeless guy had became immortal if he didn’t draw attention to it?

How long would it take him to notice, assuming nothing obviously “I should be dead” worthy happened?

First answer: 12 years

Second answer: 1 week

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You know, there once was a time when I looked up to dragons. They were imposing, intimidating, awe-inspiring; the epitome of final boses.

But then someone had to go and say: “you know what? dildos!”

( /)_-)

2 notes9 years ago

there-is-hope-for-me-yet:

dickspeightjr:

DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE LIKE SIX THOUSAND KINDS OF TOMATOES

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21,682 notes9 years ago
Nipples the Enchilada by tysonhesse
:|

Nipples the Enchilada by tysonhesse

:|

29 notes9 years ago

superpsyguy:

babygirl229911:

Funny thing about my Leo doll… His eyes aren’t stitched onto his head.

I’ve seen some shit - oh wait no I haven’t.

Slenderturtle

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190 notes9 years ago

pallid-mors:

wolfwithmunchies:

laliberty:

Marijuana stops child’s severe seizures

more people need to know about this.

SIGNAL BOOST THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

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202,269 notes9 years ago

idloveyoutocome:

when someone reblogs something you made and you rush to check their blog but they didn’t write any fun commentary in the tags

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48,067 notes9 years ago
flashiestlightning:
“ re-upload
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Reading the story about a little guy who lives in a blue book :y

flashiestlightning:

re-upload

Reading the story about a little guy who lives in a blue book :y

9 notes9 years ago

Spongebob Bold And Brash Stained Glass Suncatcher →

cinna-bunnie:

cryoganix:

oops now we’re BOTH SELLING A THING >8D

Go buy a thing from my boyfriend because it’s amazing and cheap as dirt <3

*Promotes*

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5 notes9 years ago