conspicuouslad:

changemodomega:

How long would it take society to notice a random homeless guy had became immortal if he didn’t draw attention to it?

How long would it take him to notice, assuming nothing obviously “I should be dead” worthy happened?

First answer: 12 years

Second answer: 1 week

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You know, there once was a time when I looked up to dragons. They were imposing, intimidating, awe-inspiring; the epitome of final boses.

But then someone had to go and say: “you know what? dildos!”

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there-is-hope-for-me-yet:

dickspeightjr:

DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE LIKE SIX THOUSAND KINDS OF TOMATOES

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idloveyoutocome:

when someone reblogs something you made and you rush to check their blog but they didn’t write any fun commentary in the tags

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