Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Ignore the suspicious goo on your various body parts.
why is it suspicious?
It may NOT be contact-based goo
WAGH! What is contact based goo that sounds terrifying!
Do not panic if you notice an abrupt gelification of your limbs or bones
what is goo, babby don’t touch me e_e
(via mindovermana)
Feeling old.
This particular new year feels like this bomb blowing in Europe with an expansive wave that is slowly reaching America :|
Maybe you guys didn’t hear me.
SOME LITTLE SHITS BLEW UP MY FUCKING MAILBOX WITH FIRECRACKERS
It’s your own fault for not putting a rabid racoon there beforehand B/
That is a goddamn art.
well, that was hot
I AM GRINNING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
Turkish Ice Cream vendors
(via cookierambles)
ppdk:
ppdk:
I hate you both.
“for the love of god just stick something in me” - Sarah, December 2013
“Maybe you should invest in a vibrator <_>?” - Anonymous, December 2013
“Actually planning on doing so” - Sarah, December 2013
The explosion is Sarah.
Pippy and I are the cool ones.
But Sarah, you did do say those things
(via wehingsounds)
ritsu cock spin
what the fuck is going on
I demand an explanation now
(via der-stein)
Oh my God this is fucking beautiful
this is exactly how i want to meet my husband and i will accept nothing less
It’s all fun and games untill someone gets a rhino’s broken off horn up his ass.
Yeah, that’s poaching!
breaking the horn is such an unefficient way to poach tho
(via putuksstuff)