
Damned pilgrims, they’re even worse than bikers
Pilgrims? Get your shit together man. It was the PIONEERS that used to drive rocks. For miles even.
Hey suck you, I cant into english with some words t(;^;t )
(via mindovermana)
can i just send this picture to colleges instead of a real application
it’s what describes me best, tbh
Blame ditto for making me remember this
gearholder: damnit scram why u change your name? now the acronym makes no sense, srsly, the fork is a YOLS?! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
What are you talking about? It works fine:
You
Only
Live
Shrek
See? Makes perfect sense!

TO-SHREK IS NOT IN FUTURE PARTICIPLE IN THAT
I want a wife that is willing to wrestle with me on a regular basis so the kids never know when the “uh, no sweetie, mommy and daddy are only wrestling” thing is a lie.













