chocolatepony: What do you recommend I cook today? Something small but big and filling? I might get steak, not sure.
JUST BECAUSE I’M A COOK DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN ASK ME FOR FUCKING RECIPES
BUY A COOKING BOOK FOR GODSAKE
I GOT BETTER SHIT TO DO
I feel like you should make a fondue for this.
And you’ll melt the chocolate with the heat of your fury >:Y







Interesting.
*jaw drop*
wait wait wait wait since when is narcissism a mental illness?
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