




typical conversation
I remember my third grade year now
;~;
(Source: schol-deactivated04-21-2039, via budaclees)
I always thought this invisible guy on the Powerpuff Girls was just funny because he’s obviously dressed as a pimp, but it only now occurs to me that maybe it’s not an invisible dog he’s got on a leash.
Ooooooh…
…oh.
Ok but what is exactly the fucking point of doing this if you’re invisible? .-.

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”
XThese look awesome!
They should really sell the defects.
Now, now, if they sold them then they wouldn’t have any special thingies to give out at factories and so the visits would drop and some sort of dystopian world where factories remain closed to the public with all their secrets would fall upon us somehow.
(via conspicuouslad)
dont you love when u start to draw and then U LIKE START TO DRAW AND U JUST GET IN THE ZONE AND EVERYTHING YOU DO IS RIGHT AND GOOD AND U JUST FEEL LIKE DRAWING AND IT JUST KEEPS GOING
(via raikissu)

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
same
It’s going to happen. And whomever you are cuddling is aware that you will get one. So no need to hide it. -3-
(via coconeru)
pembrokewkorgi: What is pie?
The opposite of a lie.
THIS WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF I’M SORRY
NO DON’T BE SORRY THIS IS PERFECTION
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
yes
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
17
*whispers* how long have you been 17
X

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him.
this is the downfall of man. this planet needs to burn
This is beautiful
(via captainbritish)















