seiga-kaku:

typical conversation

I remember my third grade year now

;~;

(Source: schol-deactivated04-21-2039, via budaclees)

conspicuouslad:

best-of-funny:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

X

These look awesome!
They should really sell the defects.

Now, now, if they sold them then they wouldn’t have any special thingies to give out at factories and so the visits would drop and some sort of dystopian world where factories remain closed to the public with all their secrets would fall upon us somehow.

(via conspicuouslad)

professor-maple-hooves:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

It’s going to happen. And whomever you are cuddling is aware that you will get one. So no need to hide it. -3-

(via coconeru)

ladykick-ass:

void-of-air:

figsnstripes:

have i reblogged this before

who cares

“D–> You break her heart and I’ll break you”

(via the-one-they-call-buttface)

boku-hetaria:

au where john’s dad and jane’s dad meet up and make dad jokes

(Source: thps4, via lingov)

captainbritish:

mi0da:

yusunf:

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him.

this is the downfall of man. this planet needs to burn

This is beautiful

(via captainbritish)