jiveammunition:

stoned-levi:

slayerenfiniti:

ask-irl-shitty-glasses:

captainarlert:

stoned-levi:

//DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKING FAR AWAY HE WAY

DO YOU FUCKING

SEE

JESUS

HE COULDVE HIT THE WALL

that would actually be really funny

he would’ve been petrafied.

Go sit in a corner and think about what you just said.

Can we just compare Jean and Eren for a minute here?

In their Trainee division, Eren got #5, Jean got #6. Eren’s skill was “determination”. Jean’s skill was “3DMG specialist”. Eren lasted like five seconds in actual battle before losing his head and attacking blindly. Eren’s skill got him killed. Jean’s skill kept him alive. Eren’s squad was wiped out almost to the last man, while Jean’s took one casualty that might not even have been an actual Titan. The closest Jean gets to death is the one time his skill is invalidated - when he needs new gear. 

JEAN HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE BITTER, HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN #5.

All hail the 3D Maneuver Gear Specialist. Ignore all neigh-sayers.

Eren’s a fucking titan.

If you take into account that Ranks 1-5 were all pretty much monsters (literally), Jean is pretty fucking BEAST to have ranked #6.

EREN, WHY CAN’T YOU BE MORE LIKE THAT MAJESTIC STALLION JEAN OVER THERE?!

(Source: a0dh-blog, via pennycrossed)

fuck, sonofabitch! :Y

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cupcakevevo:

duh-heo:

manga*

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vivianandhersocalledlife:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

11-faces-and-counting:

Because everyone needs to see this………everyone

THAT FUCKING SCARF IS LONG ENOUGH TO ENTIRELY COVER HIS NECK ALL THE WAY AT THE CONSOLE SO HE WOULDN’T NOTICE IT GOT CAUGHT AND THEN SEXY WAS VERY CAREFUL NOT TO WRECK IT IN THE TIME VORTEX

that comment must be so confusing to non-whovians.

I can understand most of that withouth being a whovian thanks to all my whovian niggas but one thing.

Who the fuck is “Sexy”?

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lizzymodblog:

conspicuouslad:

tastefullyoffensive:

Ellen’s favorite tweets of the week. [video]

I need to try quiche one of these days.

I need to get some groceries.

Celery is NOT pizza.

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rotiqueen:

thesoftghetto:

onlylolgifs:

When your blow dryer stops working

innovative

Now all it needs is an automatization of some kind and voice command like “blow me”

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happyvegetable:

kennilworthy-thisp:

derinthemadscientist:

lumoslouis:

soloontherocks:

amour-vengeance:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 

you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do

They fly around and fuck shit up

Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

Someone should make a videogame about that to communicate their hatred for birds hurling themselves into buildings.

They’d make billions :U

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conspicuouslad:

theauthorman:

luxcryingalonewithdoritos:

My 10 favorite pictures of Link

“Fucking rupoors.”

Rupoors are fucking terrible why did they even invent those they are literally the worst thing that has ever happened in Zelda how do they even work like are they Rupee antimatter that they just touch rupees and make them disappear but if that’s the case then why would you even put them in the wallet like you have to make an active attempt to make your own money disappear they make no sense and they shouldn’t even exist fuck rupoors in their nonexistent bungholes while using tabasco sauce as lube seriously

I remember in Phantom Hourglass there was a dungeon with only Rupoors standing in your way to make a maze thing, but instead of carefully dodging them I just went “fuck it” and grabbed all those bastards with the boomerang at once.

I refuse to be a slave to capitalism B/

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