Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Ampharos.
I’m surprised at your rare show of good taste
I’m a cook. How could I not have good taste?
You could just be a bad cook and a good liar.
DEX, I want you
to go to your room
and think why would anyone lie about Pokémon -_-
Miley Cyrus Treats Couple at Restaurant
Miley Cyrus paid for a couple’s meal after she disturbed them in a restaurant.
The ‘Wrecking Ball’ singer was reportedly noisy and caused a scene when she and a friend went into an upmarket eatery in New York, but after a couple complained, she immediately went over to apologize.
A witness explained to the National Enquirer: ”She went over and apologized and told the folks, ‘I’m sorry, I’ve just had too much caffeine today.’ Then she asked the couple about themselves.”
The pair were celebrating their second wedding anniversary, so generous Miley left $100 to cover their bill and posed for pictures with them.
Miley may be famous for her risqué outfits and twerking dance moves, but many people are surprised to find she is actually very down-to-earth and polite.
After she had guest appeared on U.S. TV show ‘Saturday Night Live’, a source said: ”Everyone expected Miley to show up with major attitude - but were stunned when she turned out to be a major sweetheart.
”She went out of her way to be kind to everyone - just plain old nice - posing for pictures backstage and signing autographs for the crew.”
Oh.
If she ever loses her way she has an entire acting career to smack her right in the face with hypocrisy too - 3-
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I really want to braid my hair but I’ll look like a dork
Let’s see here:
-Blonde
-Freckles
-Big boobs
-Braids
-Chef hat for good measure
Hot. DAMN.
I… I lost my Terry…?
Lad I swear to god, if you’re being funny and gone missing from here on purpose…
Don’t address me as Elizabeth if you don’t want me to not be rude.
It’s a good thing I like your rude side then - 3-
buenos nachos cassadia
Lisa, el queso de untar no va en los nachos -_-
Ich haben sex mit deine Schwester
Ok, no sé que clase de leyes tengan ustedes en Holanda, pero mi hermana tiene catorce años
¿Qué diablos estás pensando? è.é
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