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ᴆ: “I’ sorry! Most of my clients don’t drink that, so I don’t have much on stock at all times!”
♀: “You know what screw this, I’ll just go around town for a while or something, see who can I find along the way”
Well if you’d have given me a heads up!
heh heh tequila sucks anyways :3
Shup ut Flashy

t(ù_ú t)
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NOPE
Oh nahhhhhhh.
nope.
NOPE.
NOPE NOPE
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
*jumps out of window*
Nooooope
Reminds me that back when I was a kid (between 4 and 6 years old) I used to have an imaginary friend that I don’t even remember her name, but I would blame on her everything I did wrong to avoid getting myself in trouble and scolded by my mom.
One day after having this camping night at school, I returned home and I told my mom that [insert name here] had died ‘cause she fell into the campfire and burned to death.
Yeah…
when I was little I was convinced all our pets that had died stayed in the house and I could talk to them and the room would do that thing where it’d get colder
and then when i was 14, one of my friends stayed the night and asked me in the middle of the night if i had a fat black cat or a tabby or a bird and i had to tell her i did but not anymore and she freaked out cause she could see them too and i’m still convinced everywhere is haunted 100% of the time
Kids and their Mary Sue tulpas, freaking us out -.-
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Sad for the ants, but stellar for the outcome.
cool ant genocide never looked so neat
I have seen this done on a nature show they cast abandoned any hills they did one in Africa that was 6 feet deep
This is so cool!!!
This really is cool but also really sad because the poor ants omg
No not poor ants fuck fire ants if they were any other kind of any whatever but fuck fire ants in the ass they deserve mercury
that isnt mercury thats molten lead
It’s molten aluminium though…
That doesn’t mean fire ants deserve mercury any less tho
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