baschfire:
“thatsonofamitch:
“dcresistance:
“ ritsu cock spin
”
what the fuck is going on
”
I demand an explanation now
”

baschfire:

thatsonofamitch:

dcresistance:

ritsu cock spin

what the fuck is going on

I demand an explanation now

(via der-stein)

4,316 notes5 years ago

drunkjaegerpilot:

voyageviolet:

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Oh my God this is fucking beautiful

this is exactly how i want to meet my husband and i will accept nothing less

(via coconeru)

135,607 notes5 years ago

putuksstuff:

lizzymodblog:

It’s all fun and games untill someone gets a rhino’s broken off horn up his ass.

Yeah, that’s poaching!

breaking the horn is such an unefficient way to poach tho

(via putuksstuff)

7 notes5 years ago

conspicuouslad:

changemodomega:

How long would it take society to notice a random homeless guy had became immortal if he didn’t draw attention to it?

How long would it take him to notice, assuming nothing obviously “I should be dead” worthy happened?

First answer: 12 years

Second answer: 1 week

(Source: its-changemod, via conspicuouslad)

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You know, there once was a time when I looked up to dragons. They were imposing, intimidating, awe-inspiring; the epitome of final boses.

But then someone had to go and say: “you know what? dildos!”

( /)_-)

2 notes5 years ago

there-is-hope-for-me-yet:

dickspeightjr:

DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE LIKE SIX THOUSAND KINDS OF TOMATOES

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(Source: caleb-denecour, via )

21,685 notes5 years ago
Nipples the Enchilada by tysonhesse
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Nipples the Enchilada by tysonhesse

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29 notes5 years ago

superpsyguy:

babygirl229911:

Funny thing about my Leo doll… His eyes aren’t stitched onto his head.

I’ve seen some shit - oh wait no I haven’t.

Slenderturtle

(Source: savannahsdrabbles, via superpsyguy-deactivated20140924)

190 notes5 years ago

pallid-mors:

wolfwithmunchies:

laliberty:

Marijuana stops child’s severe seizures

more people need to know about this.

SIGNAL BOOST THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

(via captainbritish)

202,344 notes5 years ago