Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
What are you talking about? It works fine:
You
Only
Live
Shrek
See? Makes perfect sense!
TO-SHREK IS NOT IN FUTURE PARTICIPLE IN THAT
I want a wife that is willing to wrestle with me on a regular basis so the kids never know when the “uh, no sweetie, mommy and daddy are only wrestling” thing is a lie.
did someone say year of the horse
homestuck is going to end on the year of the horse are you fucking shitting me
holy christ hussie
how ironic
(Source: rebrandedslaps, via lunar-bunnie)
Scram vs Vortex in a grudge match pokemon battle.
Scram: http://youobviouslyloveoctavia.tumblr.com/
Vortex: http://fiddlemod.tumblr.com/
Scram’s
sharkponePokemon: http://ask-maydaymayday.tumblr.com/This is so awesome! :D Braixen would totally beat mayday in a fight though <3 Poor mayday doesn’t stand a chane
“Braixen would totally beat mayday in a fight though”
U WUT M8?
U WANNA FITE MI?
I’LL BASH YA HEAD IN!
Yes by al means do try <3
you know the closest thing to a pinkish sharkpony in pokemon is a shiny vaporeon, so I wouldn’t keep my hopes up Siebe -.-
(via siebewastaken)
WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS
- AMD Radeon HD 7870 graphics card
- At least 1TB storage capacity
- Sleek chrome finish w/ scarlet hand-painted flames
(Source: orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-2016, via siebewastaken)
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.
(Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via der-stein)
