I’m trying to decide between Mexico and Germany.
the Netherlands: NOTHING
dude no we eat bread and chocolate sprinkles dude c’mon
Fuck I haven’t had frijoles for breakfast in years
I have failed my country “orz
A lot of people I meet online come to know me as the chick who’s always drunk, because that’s usually the only time I come online on skype or whatever, but during the day like this I’m just enjoying a delightful cup of tea and everything’s great.
That explains a lot as to why you’re harsh and mean around me on Skype…
No, that’s just ‘cause I don’t particularly like you.
Why do people complain about harsh and mean behavior?
Quite frankly I find punk ass bitch people more enjoyable and trustworthy uwu
If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
Holy fuck this messed me up
Was yesterday even real
Was yesterday real? Will tomorrow ever come? Is time just a false perception?
bweh bweh bweh bweh bweh bweh bweh bweh
BWEH BWEH BWEH BWEH BWEH BWEH BWEH
Are you high?
Are you scared and don’t want a hug?
(via adurot)
Was yesterday even real
Was yesterday real? Will tomorrow ever come? Is time just a false perception?
bweh bweh bweh bweh bweh bweh bweh bweh
BWEH BWEH BWEH BWEH BWEH BWEH BWEH
(via adurot)
gearholder: Wait, I finally figured it out!! Tumblr is a pre-schooler class and you're the teacher!! that's why everyone calls you mom, mom!! :V
GET OUT
YAY! Recess! Thanx mom :Y










