motolbrett:
“ alexicography:
“ Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.
”
what the
fuck
”
I would like half a dozen please .-.

motolbrett:

alexicography:

Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.

what the

fuck

I would like half a dozen please .-.

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239,138 notes9 years ago

lizzymodblog:

asksexyflipy:

bad-devil-doll:

I’m trying to decide between Mexico and Germany.

the Netherlands: NOTHING

dude no we eat bread and chocolate sprinkles dude c’mon

Fuck I haven’t had frijoles for breakfast in years

I have failed my country “orz

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274,172 notes9 years ago

sohkrates:

THERE IS SOMETHING IN BOTH OF MY EYES.

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293,472 notes9 years ago

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20,046 notes9 years ago

lizzymodblog:

gavirmod:

lizzymodblog:

A lot of people I meet online come to know me as the chick who’s always drunk, because that’s usually the only time I come online on skype or whatever, but during the day like this I’m just enjoying a delightful cup of tea and everything’s great.

That explains a lot as to why you’re harsh and mean around me on Skype…

No, that’s just ‘cause I don’t particularly like you.

Why do people complain about harsh and mean behavior?

Quite frankly I find punk ass bitch people more enjoyable and trustworthy uwu

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15 notes9 years ago

stuck-in-the-frondzone:

enures:

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Holy fuck this messed me up

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890,957 notes9 years ago

adurot:

gearholder:

adurot:

lilboulder:

Was yesterday even real

Was yesterday real? Will tomorrow ever come? Is time just a false perception?

bweh bweh bweh bweh bweh bweh bweh bweh

BWEH BWEH BWEH BWEH BWEH BWEH BWEH

Are you high?

Are you scared and don’t want a hug?

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19 notes9 years ago

adurot:

lilboulder:

Was yesterday even real

Was yesterday real? Will tomorrow ever come? Is time just a false perception?

bweh bweh bweh bweh bweh bweh bweh bweh

BWEH BWEH BWEH BWEH BWEH BWEH BWEH

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19 notes9 years ago

pinkapi:

Exagerated Fluttershy Emotions

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1,130 notes9 years ago

gearholder: Wait, I finally figured it out!! Tumblr is a pre-schooler class and you're the teacher!! that's why everyone calls you mom, mom!! :V


that-damn-owl:

GET OUT

YAY! Recess! Thanx mom :Y

5 notes9 years ago