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Man burns penis after having sex with Domino’s pizza, complains on Twitter →
Social media is changing the world, you g_uys. People can finally speak truth to power. It’s like the Arab spring, except involving a guy who fucked a pizza.
The irony levels are through the roof.
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My Beautiful Woman based on a true story.
Think twice before you judge a parent.
(Source: youtube.com, via saltylenpai)
nicodiangeloisnotaheterosexual:
Me writing anything: This plot needs more character death
Is your name Steven Moffat??
I said character death not gaping plot holes and poorly written characters with little decent development
i think the OP is named Andrew Hussie
My name is Willow
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Did you know binary is a language
Zen I will punch you
How dare you edit my original post i’ma cry nom
Couldn’t handle the typo
(Source: zensidunno, via nomiros-deactivated20190302)