



we don’t talk about jesus and buddha taking a vacation in japan enough
everything about this is gold
This anime was hilarious
(via geradex)
Please be a babe and drop me a number, or two. →
1.Kissed a girl?
2.Kissed a boy?
3.Had sex in public?
4.What’s your religion?
5.What does your URL mean?
6.Reason you joined tumblr?
7.Do you have any nicknames?
8.Do you like bubble bath?
9.Kissed in the rain?
10.Dyed your hair?
11.Soup or salad?
…
(via captainbritish)
putuksstuff would you look at that, a poké who’s a cutie when angered >:2
(via geradex)

YELLOWSTONE ANIMALS FLEEING PARK. SUPERVOLCANO ERUPTION IMMINENT?
“At Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming, there is a mass animal exodus underway. Miles of buffalo can be seen running frantically from the Northwest end of the park. They are even running down roads. Elk are also evacuating at an astounding rate. Smaller animals such as rabbits and squirrels are also fleeing Yellowstone. According to one expert, Thomas Lupshu, the only possible explanation is that the seismic activity in Yellowstone which has been increasing over the past month could mean that an eruption is on the way. "
I’m pretty scared right now
NOPE
animals aren’t fleeing, they’re looking for food
seismic activity in yellowstone is normal
there isn’t any reason to expect it to erupt in the near future
this post is false
I wonder how many Icelanders are looking at this and shrugging
(via der-stein)
hobbsmeerkat: Hey dear, can I be the bump in your rump tonight?
HOBBS WHY
Hobbs, if you don’t stop pestering my wife with your (admittedly hilarious) euphemistic sexual advances, I will be forced to engage in a physical altercation with you!
…I will almost certainly lose, since I have no fighting experience or will to hurt another living thing, but I will probably definitely work up the courage to hit you once before running away. Is that a risk you really want to take?! Huh, punk?!
“Your” wife? Them’s fighting words there, bud.
Ill see you at the schoolhouse statue 3o’clock sharp and well settle this like gentlemen.
In the meantime i have a rump to hump.

Fight of the century y'all




Featuring Scootoaster and LunaAD’sToaster.
THIS TINY SUITCASE WAS REALLY EXPENSIVE. I HAD TO GET IT CUSTOM-MADE! AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?
THIS MUSTACHE IS GLUED ON!!


