pdlcomics:
“Robot Ghost
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pdlcomics:

Robot Ghost

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5,455 notes1 year ago

2srooky:

2srooky:

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24,467 notes1 year ago

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79,188 notes1 year ago

I didn’t ask your opinion I said I cast thunderwave

yourplayersaidwhat:

5 players enter a room with 12 kobolds.

Barbarian*Deals little damage on first turn.*
Druid*runs out into the middle of the room, punches their fists together* Boom *casts thunderwave and kills everyone in the room. Including knocking down allies.*

Everyone else: DONT DO THAT IM IN RANGE YOULL KILL ME
Druid: I didn’t ask how many of my allies were in range I said I cast thunderwave.

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188,204 notes1 year ago
cameoappearance:
“ jumpingjacktrash:
“ the45thpresidentialruger:
“Never talk to me or my 42 trees again
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it amuses me to see people being surprised/impressed/amused by this setup, because it’s extremely common on the plains. if you don’t plant a...

cameoappearance:

jumpingjacktrash:

the45thpresidentialruger:

Never talk to me or my 42 trees again

it amuses me to see people being surprised/impressed/amused by this setup, because it’s extremely common on the plains. if you don’t plant a windbreak, your heating and cooling bills are huge, and storms do things like throw the lawnmower through the living room window, take the roof off, or cake the entire north side of the house with six inches of solid ice.

evergreens remain bendy even in the coldest weather, so – wait, no, not the coldest. i remember when i was a kid it got down to like -45 and the norway pines around my house were cracking like gunshots as the sap froze.

maples, incidentally, make that noise around -20f, and i hear it at least once every winter here in southern minnesota. but i only ever heard norway pines make it that one time.

so anyway that’s why we plant pine trees around our houses. because otherwise the wind would freaking kill us.

This is informative and perfectly sensible under the circumstances but I also cannot resist the temptation to compare it to planting stuff all around the boundary of your lot in The Sims

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277,961 notes1 year ago
tigerbun:
“ thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ brookietf:
“ thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ papiomikes–warehouse:
“ booksandghosts:
“ jesters-armed:
“ surfandbefree:
“Australia summed up in one tweet
”
@booksandghosts :D
”
Australia is a silly...

tigerbun:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

brookietf:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

papiomikes–warehouse:

booksandghosts:

jesters-armed:

surfandbefree:

Australia summed up in one tweet 

@booksandghosts  :D

Australia is a silly place

@lametvboy

@brookietf pls tell the doggos to stop eating the sharks

Dingos stop eating sharks!! It is mean and they are friends not food ESPECIALLY FOR DOGS and also it’s killing the romantic mood for the snakes!

<3 THANK U FRIEN <3

Dingos

HEED HER WORDS

leave the sharks alone

@theatomicpsychotic 

wtf why is the road so close to the ocean

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28,059 notes1 year ago

tharook:

geekandmisandry:

wideopenhighway:

neverblogidly:

geekandmisandry:

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

I absolutely do not like that.

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466,726 notes1 year ago

lovemesomecass94:

setheverman:

theworldaccordingtotimmycap:

setheverman:

setheverman:

when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia

ok i’ve had so many people asking me why i, a boy, would have tampons in my pocket, but not a single person asking me why i, a boy, would have THE ACTUAL NATION OF RUSSIA IN MY POCKET

Everyone knows that Putin made a travel sized Russia

Russian accent: Ah yes I make perfect country to Putin your pocket

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427,575 notes1 year ago

systemshocker:

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

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42,128 notes1 year ago