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165,320 notes9 years ago

greeneyedgarnet:

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

that hurt

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1,019,378 notes9 years ago
I have no friends “orz

I have no friends “orz

4 notes9 years ago
naoren:
“ Isabelle’s so tired of the mayor’s shit her face is like
“It’s bad enough you shirk work and leave town for months on end; now I gotta come bail you out of some fight you got into with a plumber?” ”

naoren:

Isabelle’s so tired of the mayor’s shit her face is like

“It’s bad enough you shirk work and leave town for months on end; now I gotta come bail you out of some fight you got into with a plumber?”

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27,456 notes9 years ago

akuaseaotter:

chasehunter-deactivated20210824:

Welcome to the SSB family Greninja! by @pwjelly

Gremlins, you are a cutie. Swear

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20,402 notes9 years ago

gearholder: "Elizabeth"


:

AWWW YESSSSSS SAY IT AGAIN SAY MY NAME I SWEAR TO GOD IM LIKE THAT EMBER CHICK UP IN THIS BITCH

Uh, ok not what I was expecting >_>

I mean damn this response is borderline arousing >///>

4 notes9 years ago
challengerapproaching:
“causeimdanjones:
“ Kirby needs this
”
God yes.
”

challengerapproaching:

causeimdanjones:

Kirby needs this

God yes.

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6,432 notes9 years ago

lizzymodblog:

anonseriousblog:

lizzymodblog:

anonseriousblog:

lizzymodblog:

There’s only one thing that will make me happy.

And that’s a picture of Gordon Ramsay in a pajama.

ok here

That’s not a pajama, that’s a plaid shirt!

better?

That’s more him getting dressed. He’s already wearing his… hell, I’m a cook and I don’t even know what those are called. Chef shirt. Let’s go with chef shirt. Keep trying.

Then you too wear pajamas to work.

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15 notes9 years ago
octopickles:
“ mrsjanestrider:
“
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octopickles:

mrsjanestrider:

image

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