Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Anonymous: Which one's the witch?
Your mom B/
kevv:
why does every girl in a doujinshi have to nut like “uuuuuww! noooo! your hot stuff is inside me! its pouring inside me! oh no!!! your hot stuff is in me now! ill get pregnant with your hot stuff! ohhh! not inside me!!”
me when i eat soup lol
the fuck kinda soup you eatin?
some really good fuckin’ soup
(via budaclees)
That was last week you rotund jackalopes
The thing’s far gone, flew right past ya - A-
D&D Shenanigans Series, Volume Three.
Three princesses and a fancy witch - w-
still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples
A farmer, by hand and with love and care
wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking
old mccuckhold had a farm it seems
(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)