Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
do people really still say me gusta
what
im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does
You’d be wrong, many of us are grumps with nothing to like about the world.
waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
Why the fuck are you dancing go the fuck back to sleep ._.
(Source: snorlaxatives, via budaclees)
Fun fact! Scientific studies found that stimulating the clitoris to orgasm causes the cervix to open up and “dip”; that is, scooping downward like when you drop a big ladle into a pot of soup. The reason for this, scientists purpoted, is that when there is sperm inside the vagina, an opening and scooping cervix pulls them faster and further into the uterus and fallopian tubes, which encourages fertilization. The interesting thing is, there has to already be sperm in the vagina for this to work, and since mutual simultaneous orgasm is so rare in P-in-V sex, it would seem that biologically, there is an intention for the vagina-haver to continue having orgasms soon after penile ejaculation. Basically, the “money shot” is not the end of the action and you gotta keep paying attention to that clit because its work is NOT done.
SCIENCEZZ!!!
What this is telling me is that foreplay is bullshit and that instead we guys should just finish first and then continue manually till she’s done .-.
A commission done for ElderMisanthrope on Deviantart of his character, Drifter Flash!
(via pencil-rebagels)
Anonymous: What is the meaning of weh?
ppdk:
Weh has many meanings dependant on who is saying it, the time of day, the situation at hand and the inflection with which it is pronounced.
weh
wëh
wéh
wèh
wêh
EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS THAT ONE JOKE THAT BASICALLY ENDS WITH THEM BEING LIKE THIS
Isn’t this Terry and TJ’s entire relationship?
Pretty much.
Fuck, Liz your reblog in particular just made me realise we’re all both of the friends at different times to different people .-.
well stop stealing my friends
dick
well stop getting such cool ones
bitch
(Source: andrewblushie, via )
EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS THAT ONE JOKE THAT BASICALLY ENDS WITH THEM BEING LIKE THIS
Isn’t this Terry and TJ’s entire relationship?
Pretty much.
Fuck, Liz your reblog in particular just made me realise we’re all both of the friends at different times to different people .-.
(Source: andrewblushie, via )
Keanu Reeves is a vampire.
thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:
Now, look at this:
That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.
His body never was found.Then, look at this:
An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.
Compare them:
He’s a motherfucking vampire
His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530
There’s a story about a “fictional” character who once after getting a portrait of himself done, made a swear to the heavens, cursing life for letting time corrode the beauty that was bestowed upon himself, and from that point on never aged, as the portrait did it for him.
Sometime later he confided his story to a close accquitance, a wilde mind by the name of Oscar.