gearholder: Hey bronco let me tell you about homestuck >:y
no, get out. you cactus.
There once was a man named John Egbert, who was king of the pirates… wait no, that’s not it…


The resemblance is uncanny tho
damara scares me way more than azula
and they both ruthlessly attack dante basco
BLESS THIS POST
(via budaclees)
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
(via budaclees)
cwiiis: when i grow up i want to be somasis
Brendan, let me show you something, alright? Maybe this will give you a little incentive.
Look at my arm right there. See that? I got that when I was eighteen years old. I’ll tell you something, I regret it. This tattoo don’t come off.
I have a tattoo of a cow’s head because I loved that cheese, then. So I go in there (I’m a little drunk), and I say, “Give me the cow head from that cheese, I love that cheese.” I have a cow, a cheese cow on my arm, Brendan. Don’t get a tattoo. That’s what I’m tellin’ you. Play soccer.
Brendan, take a look at my chest. Look at this. You know what this is right here? That’s the woman from Chiquita banana. I got that tattooed on my chest. I’m an idiot. I got trademarked products all over my body. It’s like going to a market, because I was drunk one night. Don’t live like me. Alright? Now you go out there, and play great.




















