Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
#Sharknado toys exist now, guys.
I NEED IT
SLAMS MY FISTS ONTO TABLE
(Source: twitter.com, via superpsyguy-deactivated20140924)
Anonymous: What do you think of Putuk? What about Putuk + Ditto? What about Putuk + You? What about Putuk + himself?
Putuk is a nice funny guy. It was fun to hang out with him last year.
Putuk and Ditto? Ship et!
Putuk and Me? Hahaha no.
Putuk and himself? Eeeeh I don’t think he knows how to work with that. XD
I LOVE MYSELF MORE THAT ANYONE IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD
Self-love and self-amory are two entire different things ‘sef.
Trust me and Sasha on this, we’re the experts - .-
As much as your pet does dumb little things that annoy you, they’re still always there for you
And yet somehow no one can stop this from feeling like Stockholm Syndrome -.-
(via that-damn-owl)
I have no idea what you’re talking about
Oh yeah play dumb, but you reach half a baguette and that’s good enough for honhonhons~
I have a magnificent penis
And hair on my balls
Is that sound a sarubobo?
No! It is the ninjas!Hey hey let’s go! Get in a fight
I’ll protect the things that are important to me: my balls
I am to blame, so let’s fighting!
Let’s fighting love! Let’s fighting love!This song is a little stupid
It’s hard to make sense of
The English is all messed up
That’s okay, we do it all the time!Hey hey let’s go! Get in a fight
I’ll protect the things that are important to me: my balls
I am to blame, so let’s fighting!
Let’s fighting love! Let’s fighting love!
(via pencil-rebagels)
noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:
Europe according to penis size
YEAH, OKAY NOOOO, STOP THIS FRANCE, IT’S PENIS, NOT THE EIFFEL
It took me awhile to work out that this was in centimeters
I was like what the fuck Europe
how was this study carried out though, that’s the real story
“LET US MEASURE YOUR WILLY GOOD SIR!
….FOR SCIENCE!”
snorts at ireland
proud to be hungarian rn
suddenly this explains a lot
smiles down at crotch
hehe
(via slapmango)
“We stayed in the _c_ _m_ _ _ _ _ _. The hotel had five-stars.”
We had English testing today, and this is the only thing i couldn’t guess.
The test is in the past, but i just fucking want to know this word.
(i’m not sure how much letters came after “m” sorry)ANY IDEA OF WHAT THAT WORD MAY BE??? Fffff i need to know now too xD
accommodation?
(via alskylark)
Is this how lesbian sex works
TRANSFORM AND LEZ OUT
(Source: lolgifs.net, via slapmango)