neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

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1,124,400 notes5 years ago
yungterra:
“yungterra:
“sexysexycarrots:
“Mmmmm I love me some dark-skinned lovelies
”
alright
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deepthroatherhard likes this
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yungterra:

yungterra:

sexysexycarrots:

Mmmmm I love me some dark-skinned lovelies

alright

deepthroatherhard likes this

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29 notes5 years ago
wessasaurus-rex:
“ captainkaknuckles:
“ I find this so damn funny every. fucking. time.
”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
”

wessasaurus-rex:

captainkaknuckles:

I find this so damn funny every. fucking. time.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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186,356 notes5 years ago

jingle jangle

miraculoustang:

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49,632 notes5 years ago

lizzymodblog:

My bike and another bike collided today.

As I fell and hurt my hands, blocking my fall on the asfalt, I felt so very Dutch.

why? where you spitting out profanities all the way down?

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8 notes5 years ago
derfreischutz:
“ Removing the carpet on the stairs in my flat reveals arcane secrets
”

derfreischutz:

Removing the carpet on the stairs in my flat reveals arcane secrets

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110,725 notes5 years ago
nomiros:
“ “red cat-bear”. It’s like they’re trying very hard to not call it a panda
I’m going to call them that from now on.
”
Cat-bears aren’t real. Go with Ginger Racoon instead.

nomiros:

“red cat-bear”. It’s like they’re trying very hard to not call it a panda

I’m going to call them that from now on.

Cat-bears aren’t real. Go with Ginger Racoon instead.

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2 notes5 years ago
megarexetera:
“ 연습 래리티
”

megarexetera:

연습 래리티

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613 notes5 years ago

footpawfetish: you did it backwards


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day~

3 notes5 years ago

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