Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUHyou don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
(Source: catholicschoolgay, via slapmango)
Mmmmm I love me some dark-skinned lovelies
alright
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I find this so damn funny every. fucking. time.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(via pencil-rebagels)
My bike and another bike collided today.
As I fell and hurt my hands, blocking my fall on the asfalt, I felt so very Dutch.
why? where you spitting out profanities all the way down?
Removing the carpet on the stairs in my flat reveals arcane secrets
(via little-innsmouth-inn)
“red cat-bear”. It’s like they’re trying very hard to not call it a panda
I’m going to call them that from now on.
Cat-bears aren’t real. Go with Ginger Racoon instead.
