koopasta-deactivated20151216: *hugs you, yet to realize that you're a cactus* ... I .. can't .. feel .. my .. chest
Well. That happenned.
*Resumes cactus dance*

APRIL FOOLS
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK
I PFEHAHA FTI PFFHEHEHA
YOU WHAT
i rubbed my sweaty fucking balls on it tom have fun drinking the underwater sweat from my sponge testicals you putrid floppy fish fuck
(via slapmango)










Kill me.
A banan-A BANANA PEEL A FREAKIN BANANA PEEL
whoever does house maintenance at Aero’s is really slacking off -.-
Tumblrpon awards for the worst blogs ever goes to: Jerky Hooves
Oh gee I dont know what to say
I have a slight suspicion this contest was rigged è.é
(via pencil-rebagels)




























