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central dogma

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How to flip the bird (x)

Seriously cant fucking get enough of this

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furry-furrets:

The storyboard is from an old blog post about Faust’s plans for MWTGG shorts. She wanted thirteen shorts, three minutes in length, with no dialogue except for singing in two. They only were to have music and sound effects.

The plot goes as followed:

Milky Way’s joy in life is to explore her realm, meet new friends and find adventure. While visiting our Solar System for the very first time, Milky comes across a beautiful, small planetoid. But when she touches it, it shatters into 11 pieces, releasing the villain who was imprisoned inside, the massively destructive and terrifying BLACK HOLE!!! Milky must find the pieces of the planetoid and re-imprison this threat to the known universe, but the fragments have been hurled to each of the planets of the star system that surrounds her. As she searches for them, she meets each and every one of the Galaxy Girls, and each girl must use her unique talents to help Milky retrieve the fragments and save the Universe from being sucked in and devoured by Black Hole’s evil vortex!

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tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

Fucktupled is the only scientific measure I use now,

The universe is already measured in hellameters and now we gotta fucktiply our calculations around it. Greeeaaaat -__-

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reallifescomedyrelief:

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zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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herooflife:

TG: post date night with the hot mom
TG: shit sorry john

Dave
Jane

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ecocony:

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ecocony:

One final leak from CoroCoro! Most people didn’t catch it because it was a loose page that fell out in the mail, but my inside source managed to keep it and get this picture for me! It appears that Azumarill has gotten an even more powerful Mega Evolution!

you do realize this is bullshit, right?

the title says どのように１００ペニスを私の口の中で手に入れた？？？ which translates to “how did I put 100 penises in my mouth???” whoever did this also put the wrong furigana over 手

also apparently its special ability/characteristic is biting pillows, so

are you calling my dad, Joe Gamefreak, a liar? why don’t we take this to the streets

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loviehats:

RARITY

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