metriccaboose-main: Hello friend, I love you.


How to friend cactus:

Do: Interact with cactus with caution, protecting self even. Cactus will never actively hurt you, no matter what you throw at cactus.

Don’t: Fling yourself emotionally at cactus. Cactus WILL passively hurt you if you get too close.

Take a  wild fuckin guess which one you just did t(-.- t)

6 notes8 years ago
gearholder:
“ I wonder how many of you I’ve let down with my color choices. But that’s just a wonder. Not like I really care - 3-
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morgnean reevlug

gearholder:

I wonder how many of you I’ve let down with my color choices. But that’s just a wonder. Not like I really care - 3-

morgnean reevlug

63 notes8 years ago
conspicuouslad:
“ my-mom-ate-my-turtle:
“ timelessword-pricelesspictures:
“ corpse-boy:
“ Have you noticed the Mosquitos are already out! Here is a homemade trap to help keep you and the kiddos from being a blood donor!!!
HOMEMADE MOSQUITO...

conspicuouslad:

my-mom-ate-my-turtle:

timelessword-pricelesspictures:

corpse-boy:

Have you noticed the Mosquitos are already out! Here is a homemade trap to help keep you and the kiddos from being a blood donor!!!

HOMEMADE MOSQUITO TRAP:
Items needed:
1 cup of water
¼ cup of brown sugar
1 gram of yeast
1 2-liter bottle

HOW:
1. Cut the plastic bottle in half.
2. Mix brown sugar with hot water. Let cool. When cold, pour in the bottom half of the bottle.
3. Add the yeast. No need to mix. It creates carbon dioxide, which attracts mosquitoes.
4. Place the funnel part, upside down, into the other half of the bottle, taping them together if desired.
5. Wrap the bottle with something black, leaving the top uncovered, and place it outside in an area away from your normal gathering area. (Mosquitoes are also drawn to the color black.)

REBLOGGING BECAUSE IMPORTANT

OK, this seems useful, but am I missing how they get trapped inside?

Thing is about mosquitoes and most insects, they’re not very smart. They fly along the wall on the outside into the small opening to get to the bait. They they fly up the wall to get out, but miss the small opening and get trapped inside.

Some will get out, but the vast majority won’t.

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139,257 notes8 years ago

countpoopula:

literally me

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180,912 notes8 years ago
In retrospect I shoul’ve used this on that lewd anon huh -.-

In retrospect I shoul’ve used this on that lewd anon huh -.-

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33,301 notes8 years ago

ask-lola-cloudmaker: Wink wink nudge nudge


5 notes8 years ago

Anonymous: Now draw lewd Fem


7 notes8 years ago

Anonymous: actually been wondering if you're a dude or girl or other irl?


Hello

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