El sueño americano

¿Acaso ya dije que Barto es mi pirata patrono? ; [ ;

newyorksjojo:

matterboard:

ive said this before and ill say it again: notice how meta knights costume has no seams. meta knight killed a person. meta knight fucking killed this penguin and is now residing in their body

or maybe he just has the seams on the inside like anybody sewing a penguin disguise would do because he takes pride in his work instead of being a lazy glutton like Kirby who just waddles around like a fucking idiot eating everything in sight like that’s why Meta Knight is so embarrassed whenever you beat him and his mask comes off and he looks just like Kirby because an honorable knight of his caliber doesn’t want to be associated with that shitty-ass pink blob that somehow always saves everybody every god damn time just by eating things

Meta Caballero es el mejor cosplayer :Y

(Source: dededeman, via little-innsmouth-inn)

shake-that-booty-jake-english:

fedoraduck6:

gaymur-gurl:

alexandraerin:

breakthenorm:

redcloud:

thedaddycomplex:

futurefantastic:

jonny5fefrenzy:

-knock knock.

—who’s there?

-freedom.

freedom would never knock

freedom rings

And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, your freedom is free.

If you experience freedom lasting four hours or more, contact your physician immediately.

eagle sold separately  

*Some restrictions apply.

batteries not included

symptoms such as death have been known to occur

Do not take freedom if you are pregnant or may become pregnant, as this can cause serious heart and liver problems.

(via little-innsmouth-inn)

belphegor1982:

Don’t worry, the person who found this illustration in a primary school library book about horses (and how they work) had the same reaction you probably had.

nomiros explanation, s'il vous plaît .-.

(via budaclees)