ask-lordsheogorath-blog: Don't you live in Cali? Shouldn't you at least have a tan or something?
cutiverse-deactivated20161031:
i sparkle when in sunlight
oh sparkly is the worst, it’s a good thing I’m only glossy - 3-
I’m mexican, my friend…inkie why is this in spanish? please don’t scare me e_e
HSENYFAWKJGDSKHASNC WHY IS MY LIST OF ADORABLESSED ARTISTS TURNING OUT TO BE SO BROWN!?
WHAT’S NEXT? IS EVERYONE ON THIS DAMGN SITE GONNA TURN OUT TO BE A MEXICAN?! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

I AM A SUPER SOLDIER FROM THE 1940S OH NO
spider-man
I’m Moses
I am sorry fellows I am moving to Africa to get buff, speak gorilla, and swing on vines while throatily yodeling
Get outta my way I’m a goddamn digiwarrior with a lightbike
This is what I get for watching a comedy lastnight. Thanks internet.
I’m apparently the Guardian of Fun, protector of children, and bringer of snow days…
….im a cat in a musical….
Uh… Which one is the protagonist in Rat Race?
I’m going to go with the narcoleptic.Jedi

(Source: astroextensionist-blog, via der-stein)




shadows of a lost empire
this is history people
(Source: relive-the-90s, via slapmango)
The key to Lavender happiness:
Cookies ^^
what kind of cookies? o.o
What do you mean? There are cookies that could lead to not happiness?
Oatmeal Raisin.
(via footpawfetish)





