Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Just a little thing that sounded more funny before I doodled it
The mare in the doodle belongs to Gearholder ( http://gearholder.tumblr.com/ )
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Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- “Make me”,
- “oh really”,
- “is that so”
“prove it”
“What’s in it for me?”
“Wanna bet?”
“Scared, Potter?”
“Throw in a picture of wolf-job, Barry”
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Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would like to apologize for its recent publicity stunt in which 400 acres of the Amazon were bulldozed in order to write an ironic, humorous fake factoid about deforestation.
Unlike the recent computer generated stunt by Paddy Power, FIJMU wanted to present authenticity by actually demolishing our diminishing natural resources and knowingly displaced over 50,000 animals and 2 native tribes, and approximately 70 tons of non-biodegradable waste was produced and distributed into the jungle. 7 nature preservation engineers were also killed, just for the hell of it.
We realize now that this was a mistake, and like B.P. before us have made amends with a $20 donation to Goodwill of Michigan.
I wonder how much bullshit this account is going to get for this…..
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Everyday, stand in front of the mirror, nude. Keep standing there, checking yourself out, until you’re fully convinced you’re a hot piece of ass.
Pro-tip: Stop if you start feeling aroused instead of confident. It leads to terrible things you have to explain if you get caught.
“orz
SEA IS FOR COOKIE!
please leave
what perfection this is
If it’s good enough for him then it’s good enough for me
(via zicygomar)
Cockfruit is one of the most infamous fruits that grows in Brazil.
Though its flavor is said to be sublime, there are few who would eat the fruit publicly owing to its shape. A social stigma also applies to those who would buy and dice the fruit for less obscene eating, as their act resembles castration.
That’s all changing with the creation of self contained fields and factories that grow and process the fruit into juice or snacks all behind an opaque wall where citizens of the predominantly Catholic country needn’t see the salacious ripened foodstuffs.
Cockfruit is named for its first proponent, Johnny Cockfruitseed, who traveled the world planting cockfruit trees. He is currently under arrest on obscenity charges.
Unbeknownst to the Brazilian government, many private investors have gotten hold of these exotic fruits in the black market and currently successfully grow their very own plants in clandestine farmlands all across Venezuela, Peru, Guatemala and Mexico, where the climate has shown to be mostly favorable to the growth of a sweeter, albeit somewhat spicy variety of cockfruit.
(via facts-i-just-made-up)