edwardspoonhands:
“ nagitok:
“ “what did this man do, officer?”
“he just… he just did everything” ”
What the hell is a “cured vehicle.” Did he preserve it with salt?
”

edwardspoonhands:

nagitok:

“what did this man do, officer?”

“he just… he just did everything

What the hell is a “cured vehicle.” Did he preserve it with salt?

(via pencil-rebagels)

1,046,938 notes8 years ago

gearholder: Crackers stop living in the past. There are bimbos there and they make houses there worth less -.-


lingov:

gearholder:

lingov:

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YOU FUCKSTER HOW DARE YOU USE COMMUNISM AGAINST ME

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8 notes8 years ago
Love Game S2 by JulianaFurman
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Love Game S2 by JulianaFurman

dflkahfdsfkdsa NUMBER ONE PRINCESS ; ] ;

1 note8 years ago

gearholder: Crackers stop living in the past. There are bimbos there and they make houses there worth less -.-


lingov:

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YOU FUCKSTER HOW DARE YOU USE COMMUNISM AGAINST ME

8 notes8 years ago

thesearchmachine35:

omgtsn:

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YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOES

I want to do this now.

(via lingov)

523,307 notes8 years ago

lizzymodblog:

funfetti-cakke:

lizzymodblog:

motherlyscootaloo:

Mod is looking for an FF14 Free Company on Balmung that has Housing!

If you have a friendly FC that doesn’t mind me being a Casual Player I will happily join your FC! If no one has one, I’ll just advertise in-game that I’m looking for one.

Thank you ^_^

I don’t understand half the words in this.

Are you looking for a place to stay or something?

What the fuck?

It’s for a fucking MMO game.

Whaaaaaaaat?

MMOs allow fucking now. How technology has progressed :/

(via )

13 notes8 years ago

petergatsbygreen:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

GROW DINOSAURS

We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.

SHUT THE HELL UP AND GIVE FATHER HIS DAMN STATUE

(via )

682,795 notes8 years ago
simonjadis:
“ callmeoutis:
“ secretlifeofageekygirl:
“ The amount of notes concerns me
”
i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time
”
the newspapers give this notorious killer a...

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname

much to the dismay of the lead detective

(via )

613,368 notes8 years ago

lizzymodblog:

a-random-mod:

lizzymodblog:

A fucking cat just climbed through my window and now it won’t leave my house.

It’s just sitting there. On my bed. Watching me.

Keep it. It is now your best friend.

I… I guess I could? Until I find its owner, at least.

… I used to have a cat when I was young. I suppose I should get the litter box and shit out of the garage.

CAT VS SNAKE PIT FIGHT!! :Y

(via )

19 notes8 years ago

piratedashmod:

Don’t the US traditionally suck at football?

No, we’re pretty good at football.

Soccer’s given us troubles though.

Oh yeah you guys win the Oval-handball World Series everytime.
Damn it’s like the rest of the world isn’t even trying!

43 notes8 years ago