chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: dude either photoshop some abs onto that or get it outta my sight

Damnit Elizabeth, I warned you I’m no good at unpissing people “orz

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: UNPISS ME

Uh ok I’ll try.. so here’s world-famous executive chef Gordon Ramsay, topless:

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I'm still pissed, though.

Well though shit man, I’m great at pissing people off but terrible at unpissing them .-.

Anonymous: As a cis person, how does it feel being cancer?

ask-backy:

Get your facts straight, anon. I’m gemini.

Damn cusps, making things harder to tell >:/

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I'm pissed off. Cheer me up.

I’d say your name but I think that’s a cheap shot now, so look a dancing Pumbloom! :Y