Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

southpauz:

True story.

I just wanted a refill on my Sprite. 

That’s all I wanted.

and I would have done anything for it

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461,950 notes8 years ago
Mmm forget it, I lost motivation on this one -.- ’T’S TIME TA MOVE ON!!

Mmm forget it, I lost motivation on this one -.-

’T’S TIME TA MOVE ON!!

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geradex: Do you actually drink liquor at all? Your previous post got me curious.

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It’s some inebriating shit man, let me tell ya û.ú

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gearholder: Numeros. That's your nombre, man >:y

nomiros-deactivated20190302:

Okay you did just make the best bilingual pun I’ve seen in a while

(Assuming you did it on purpose)

Seriously it’s beautiful

through everything ive
endured i finally recei-
ved the BIG PRIZE
it will serve as a
token of my dedication
through the harsh ventu-
res ive experienced
it is now the time to
show that ive truly

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gryffinpoor: “ dudemanbropants: “ gryffinpoor: “ thepreciousthing: “ the-ordinary-nerd: “ ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: “ squad16: “ finalellipsis: “ bestnatesmithever: “ What if it bites me and it dies? ” that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ,...

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

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askterry: Their parents are Bubsy Bobcat

This somehow slipped by without me noticing and right now my anger’s been depleted so I’m just gonna

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spoken-not-written:

I cA n T S toP lUh ghIANG

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danfreakindavis: “ timecourier: “ danfreakindavis: “ danfreakindavis: “ someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one ” update: i’m out of watermelon ” make watermelon clothes ” ”

danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon

make watermelon clothes

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: mommy gear and poppa gear did the frick frack

nomiros:

gearholder:

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Gives a whole new sense to grinding gears

NUMEROS NO

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